Funny Christmas Hoodie – Naughty List, I Regret Nothing
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton

Funny Christmas Hoodie – Naughty List, I Regret Nothing
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Naughty List Regret Nothing Hoodie
This typography-focused design features the phrase 'I'm on the Naughty List and I Regret Nothing' in a playful, hand-drawn style. Small hearts and decorative leaf-like shapes accent the text, rendered in white. It is a declaration for those who embrace their mischievous side, with no apologies.
Why You'll Love It
- Crafted from a heavy blend fleece, offering warmth and a soft interior.
- The hand-drawn typography offers a distinct, graphic appeal.
- Every edition is custom printed fresh for you.
- Shipping is included on all U.S. orders over seventy-five dollars.
Why We Designed This
We believe a comfortable layer should still make a clear statement, especially one for the season. This piece speaks to a particular type of confidence, a quiet defiance that resonates beyond December. It reflects our commitment to working with illustrators who capture sentiments with strong lines, printed on substantial fleece. It is a subtle nod to the season's playful side.
From the journal
A well-made hoodie offers both warmth and a canvas for personal expression. Consider how the 'Naughty List I Regret Nothing' design allows for a relaxed approach to seasonal dressing, pairing effortlessly with denim for a quiet winter walk or a casual evening indoors, with the added utility of a hood.
Perfect For
- Individuals who appreciate a clear, direct statement on a comfortable layer.
- Gifting a considered piece of apparel with a distinct point of view.
- Adding a touch of playful defiance to an everyday wardrobe.
- Wearing a warm layer that transitions easily into the new year.
- ✓ Design: Playful, hand-drawn typography stating 'I'm on the Naughty List and I Regret Nothing'.
- ✓ Design: Accented with small hearts and decorative leaf-like shapes for visual interest.
- ✓ Design: Crisp white graphic stands out on the heavy blend blank.
- ✓ Garment: Made from a comfortable heavy blend fleece with a soft, brushed interior.
- ✓ Garment: Features an adjustable hood and a functional front pouch pocket.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this hoodie made from a true heavyweight fleece, suitable for cold weather for a Considered Self-Buyer?
Yes, our hoodies are crafted from a premium, heavy-blend fleece, typically 8 oz or more, designed to provide substantial warmth. It's an excellent choice for truly cold weather, offering both comfort and durability.
Does the design fit well around the hood/pocket area without being obscured for a Quiet Holiday Wardrober?
The 'Naughty List I Regret Nothing' design is strategically placed on the chest to ensure it's clearly visible and not obscured by the hood when down, or by the spacious front pocket. Its central placement ensures maximum impact.
Would this 'Naughty List' hoodie make a memorable and well-received Christmas gift for a Design-Aware Gift Giver?
Absolutely. This hoodie combines premium comfort with a witty, hand-drawn design, making it a standout and memorable Christmas gift. Its quality and unique humor are sure to be well-received by anyone who appreciates both style and a good laugh.
What are the features of the hood and drawstring on this hoodie?
Our hoodies feature a double-lined hood for extra warmth and durability, complete with an adjustable drawstring. The drawstring is color-matched or contrast-colored, adding a stylish touch while allowing you to customize your comfort.
How does the size of the design scale on larger hoodie sizes for an Illustrator's Follower?
The design is thoughtfully scaled to maintain its visual presence and clarity across all hoodie sizes. For larger sizes, the design is proportionately adjusted to ensure it remains a prominent and impactful feature, showcasing the illustrator's work effectively.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
Customer Reviews
No reviews yet — be the first to review this product.