Funny Christmas Premium Tee – Only List I'm On Is Blocked, Tree
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Funny Christmas Premium Tee – Only List I'm On Is Blocked, Tree
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies Fit
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Only List I'm On Is Blocked Christmas Premium Tee
For those who navigate the season with a discerning eye and a dry sense of humor, this premium tee offers a statement. Bold white typography, accented by subtle Christmas tree, star, and snowflake illustrations, presents a modern take on seasonal sentiments. It is an honest expression, rendered with considered design.
Why You'll Love It
- A modern design with a distinct, understated humor.
- Printed on a 6.1 oz ringspun cotton blank, built for longevity.
- The direct-to-garment print ensures crisp detail and lasting color.
- Designed to feel substantial, holding its shape wear after wear.
Why We Designed This
We began The Christmas Tee to offer a different kind of seasonal apparel. This design embodies that ethos, proving a Christmas shirt can be a considered garment, not just a fleeting novelty. It speaks to a modern sensibility, embracing humor without sacrificing style or substance. We believe a well-made tee with a thoughtful illustration holds its own, from December walks to January mornings.
From the journal
Consider how a piece like this, with its understated graphic and premium feel, transitions beyond the typical holiday window. Its humor retains relevance into January, making it a versatile wardrobe staple for an extended season.
Perfect For
- The individual who appreciates subtle sarcasm.
- Layering under an open flannel or chore coat.
- Weekends when comfort and character are key.
- A thoughtful gift for the design-aware friend.
- ✓ Bold "THE ONLY LIST I'M ON IS BLOCKED" typography.
- ✓ Subtle Christmas tree, stars, and snowflakes illustration.
- ✓ A modern, witty take on holiday sentiments.
- ✓ Crafted from premium 6.1 oz ringspun heavyweight cotton.
- ✓ Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel and lasting fit.
Frequently Asked Questions
What truly differentiates this 'Premium T-Shirt' from other graphic tees I might consider gifting?
Our Premium T-Shirt uses an even higher-grade heavyweight cotton blank, ensuring a luxurious feel and superior drape compared to standard tees. The exclusive illustrator-driven design, combined with this exceptional blank quality, makes it a truly distinctive and memorable gift.
Can you describe the artistic style of the illustrations accompanying the 'BLOCKED' text?
The illustrations feature a clean, stylized aesthetic with a modern take on traditional Christmas elements like the tree, stars, and snowflakes. The artist's hand is evident in the subtle details, giving the design a unique, curated look rather than a mass-produced feel.
I'm looking for a premium tee for personal wear. How does the blank weight and construction compare to other high-end brands?
This Premium T-Shirt is designed to rival the quality of brands like Buck Mason or Madewell, featuring a substantial heavyweight cotton that holds its shape beautifully. The construction includes reinforced seams and a finely spun fabric for exceptional comfort and longevity.
Is the white typography on this 'Premium T-Shirt' prone to yellowing or dulling over time?
The bold white typography is applied with high-quality, fade-resistant inks designed for lasting vibrancy. With proper care, including washing inside out in cold water, the print will maintain its crisp white appearance, resisting yellowing or dulling.
How does the 'premium' aspect translate into the feel of the fabric against the skin?
The premium blank is made from ultra-soft, ring-spun cotton that feels exceptionally smooth and comfortable against the skin. Its heavyweight nature provides a luxurious drape and a substantial, quality feel you'll notice immediately.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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