Sarcastic Christmas Hoodie – As Merry As I Get, Starbursts
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Sarcastic Christmas Hoodie – As Merry As I Get, Starbursts
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
A Merry As I Get Christmas Quote Hoodie for Thoughtful Warmth
This Hoodie offers a quiet statement for a season often loud. The hand-lettered phrase, "This is as merry as I get," is a thoughtful counterpoint to traditional holiday designs, surrounded by small, subtle starbursts. It is a piece designed for substantial warmth and wearability, extending well beyond December.
Why You'll Love It
- A quiet sentiment, perfectly captured in hand-lettered typography by an independent illustrator.
- The absence of glitter, foil, or overt holiday imagery ensures wearability into January.
- Printed with care using direct-to-garment methods for a lasting, quality graphic.
- Crafted on a heavyweight hoodie blank, offering plush warmth and a comfortable drape.
Why We Designed This
We started The Christmas Tee as a refusal of the expected. We believed a shirt for December could be illustrated by an artist whose work you admire year-round, printed on the same quality cotton you choose in March. This design, with its honest sentiment, embodies that idea. It is a piece that respects both the artist and the wearer, offering integrity over ephemeral cheer.
From the journal
Consider how a non-festive Christmas tee reads in January. This design offers a quiet transition from one season to the next, proving that thoughtful apparel extends beyond a single moment. Its understated nature allows for prolonged appreciation.
Perfect For
- Quiet mornings with coffee.
- Thoughtful gifting for a discerning recipient.
- Cooler weather comfort and layering.
- Relaxed wear long after the year's end.
- ✓ Hand-lettered "This is as merry as I get" text with subtle starbursts.
- ✓ Understated design offers a quiet, thoughtful sentiment for the season.
- ✓ Illustrator-driven graphic, free from glitter, foil, or irony.
- ✓ Heavyweight hoodie provides substantial warmth and a soft interior.
- ✓ Features a comfortable unisex fit with an adjustable drawcord hood.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this hoodie truly heavyweight, and will it provide good warmth for winter?
Yes, our hoodies are made from a premium heavyweight blend, designed to provide substantial warmth and comfort. The thick fleece lining makes it an excellent choice for colder winter days and evenings.
Does the hoodie have a functional drawstring and a roomy hood?
Absolutely. This hoodie features a durable, adjustable drawstring for the hood and a generously sized hood designed for optimal comfort and coverage, perfect for chilly weather or just relaxing.
How does the 'This is as merry as I get' design look on a hoodie with a front pocket?
The hand-lettered 'This is as merry as I get' graphic is carefully positioned above the kangaroo pocket, ensuring it's fully visible and remains the focal point, creating a balanced and appealing design on the hoodie.
What is the material composition, and is the interior fleece soft?
Crafted from a premium blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this hoodie boasts a plush, incredibly soft fleece interior that feels gentle against the skin, maximizing comfort.
Will the hoodie shrink significantly after washing?
Our heavyweight hoodies are made from pre-shrunk fabric, which helps minimize shrinkage. Following the care instructions will ensure your hoodie maintains its size and shape over time.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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