Sarcastic Christmas Baby Onesie – As Merry As I Get, Starbursts
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Sarcastic Christmas Baby Onesie – As Merry As I Get, Starbursts
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: 6-12 Months
Style:Youth Tee (6-12)Youth Tee (6-12)Toddler Tee (2T-5T)Toddler Tee (2T-5T)Baby OnesieBaby Onesie
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Rabbit Skins 4424 Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Infant fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold gentle cycle
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron snaps
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
A Merry As I Get Christmas Quote Baby Onesie for Little Statements
This Baby Onesie offers a quiet statement for a season often loud, scaled for the smallest wearers. The hand-lettered phrase, "This is as merry as I get," is a thoughtful counterpoint to traditional holiday designs, surrounded by small, subtle starbursts. It is a comfortable piece designed for gentle wear and easy changes, extending well beyond December.
Why You'll Love It
- A quiet sentiment, perfectly captured in hand-lettered typography by an independent illustrator.
- The absence of glitter, foil, or overt holiday imagery ensures wearability into January.
- Printed with care using direct-to-garment methods for a lasting, quality graphic.
- Crafted on a soft, durable baby blank, designed for sensitive skin and frequent washes.
Why We Designed This
We started The Christmas Tee as a refusal of the expected. We believed a shirt for December could be illustrated by an artist whose work you admire year-round, printed on the same quality cotton you choose in March. This design, with its honest sentiment, embodies that idea. It is a piece that respects both the artist and the wearer, offering integrity over ephemeral cheer.
From the journal
Consider how a non-festive Christmas tee reads in January. This design offers a quiet transition from one season to the next, proving that thoughtful apparel extends beyond a single moment. Its understated nature allows for prolonged appreciation.
Perfect For
- Quiet moments at home.
- Thoughtful gifting for new parents.
- Comfortable everyday wear for infants.
- Gentle wear long after the year's end.
- ✓ Hand-lettered "This is as merry as I get" text with subtle starbursts.
- ✓ Understated design offers a quiet, thoughtful sentiment for the season.
- ✓ Illustrator-driven graphic, free from glitter, foil, or irony.
- ✓ Soft, breathable cotton fabric, gentle for sensitive infant skin.
- ✓ Convenient snap closure for easy diaper changes and lasting comfort.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this Baby Onesie made from soft, breathable material suitable for an infant's skin?
Yes, our Baby Onesies are crafted from 100% soft, ringspun cotton, ensuring it's gentle, breathable, and comfortable against a baby's delicate skin, perfect for all-day wear.
Does the onesie have easy snap closures for quick diaper changes?
Absolutely. Our Baby Onesies feature convenient three-snap closures at the bottom, designed for quick and easy diaper changes, making life simpler for parents.
Will the 'This is as merry as I get' design hold up through frequent washing common with baby clothes?
Yes, the design is printed with durable, baby-safe inks on high-quality fabric that is designed to withstand frequent washing without fading or cracking, keeping it looking great.
Is the lap shoulder neckline comfortable for babies and easy to get over their heads?
Yes, the lap shoulder neckline is specifically designed for ease of dressing. It stretches comfortably to go over a baby's head without fuss, then gently returns to shape.
Is this onesie a good choice for a baby's first Christmas photo?
The charming, understated 'This is as merry as I get' design with subtle starbursts is absolutely perfect for a baby's first Christmas photo. It's sweet, memorable, and not overly flashy.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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