Sarcastic Christmas Premium Tee – As Merry As I Get, Starbursts
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Sarcastic Christmas Premium Tee – As Merry As I Get, Starbursts
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies Fit
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
A Merry As I Get Christmas Quote T-Shirt for Discerning Tastes
This premium T-shirt offers a quiet statement for a season often loud. The hand-lettered phrase, "This is as merry as I get," is a thoughtful counterpoint to traditional holiday designs, surrounded by small, subtle starbursts. It is a piece designed for elevated comfort and wearability, extending well beyond December.
Why You'll Love It
- A quiet sentiment, perfectly captured in hand-lettered typography by an independent illustrator.
- The absence of glitter, foil, or overt holiday imagery ensures wearability into January.
- Printed with care using direct-to-garment methods for a lasting, quality graphic.
- Crafted on a premium heavyweight blank, built to hold its shape and offer a substantial feel.
Why We Designed This
We started The Christmas Tee as a refusal of the expected. We believed a shirt for December could be illustrated by an artist whose work you admire year-round, printed on the same quality cotton you choose in March. This design, with its honest sentiment, embodies that idea. It is a piece that respects both the artist and the wearer, offering integrity over ephemeral cheer.
From the journal
Consider how a non-festive Christmas tee reads in January. This design offers a quiet transition from one season to the next, proving that thoughtful apparel extends beyond a single moment. Its understated nature allows for prolonged appreciation.
Perfect For
- Quiet mornings with coffee.
- Thoughtful gifting for a discerning recipient.
- Casual winter gatherings where quality matters.
- Comfortable wear long after the year's end.
- ✓ Hand-lettered "This is as merry as I get" text with subtle starbursts.
- ✓ Understated design offers a quiet, thoughtful sentiment for the season.
- ✓ Illustrator-driven graphic, free from glitter, foil, or irony.
- ✓ Made from premium heavyweight cotton, built for structure and durability.
- ✓ Features a comfortable unisex fit, ideal for a considered wardrobe.
Frequently Asked Questions
What makes this a 'Premium' T-Shirt compared to a standard tee?
Our Premium T-Shirt uses an even higher-grade, heavier cotton blank with a finer weave, offering an exceptionally soft hand-feel and superior drape. It's designed for those who prioritize luxurious comfort and a more refined finish.
Is the 'premium' quality noticeable enough to justify it as a special gift?
Absolutely. The enhanced fabric quality, smoother texture, and robust construction of our Premium T-Shirt are immediately noticeable, making it a truly elevated and impressive gift for someone who appreciates fine apparel.
Will the premium fabric maintain its softness and shape after multiple washes?
Yes, the high-quality fibers in our premium blank are selected for their durability and resilience. With proper care, this tee is designed to maintain its luxurious softness and structured shape over many washes and wears.
Does the premium fabric affect how the hand-lettered design appears?
The smooth, dense surface of the premium fabric provides an excellent canvas, allowing the intricate details and subtle textures of the hand-lettered 'This is as merry as I get' design to stand out with exceptional clarity and vibrancy.
What is the typical weight or GSM of this premium blank?
While exact GSM can vary slightly by dye lot, our premium blanks are consistently in the heavyweight category, typically ranging from 6.5 to 7.5 oz/yd² (220-250 GSM), ensuring a substantial and high-quality feel.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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