Christmas Morning Hoodie – Not A Morning Person, Santa Scene

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✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton

Not A Morning Person On Christmas Hoodie in Black
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Color: Black

Size: Large

Style:Crewneck SweatshirtHoodie

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Printed in the USA
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Ships in 3–6 days
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Easy returns
Product Details & Specs
Blank
Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
Fabric
Cotton/Polyester
Fit
Unisex fit
Print Method
Direct-to-garment (DTG)
Print Location
Front center chest
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold inside out
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not iron over decoration
🌊Cold Wash
🔄Tumble Low
🚫No Bleach
♨️No Iron Print
Shipping & Production
  • Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
  • Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
  • Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
  • Free shipping on all orders over $75
  • All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
  • 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
  • Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
  • We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
  • Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange

The Christmas Morning Grump Hoodie

This hoodie offers a substantial and comfortable take on holiday morning truths. The design features crisp white typography on a black background, clearly stating a sentiment many carry into the early hours of Christmas day. Built for warmth and a relaxed fit, it includes a functional hood for added comfort.

Small, detailed illustrations of snowflakes, stars, and a subtle Santa Claus are integrated around the text, providing a quiet seasonal touch without overwhelming the core message. This piece is for individuals who appreciate the weight of a quality garment and a graphic that speaks directly to a shared experience, all within the casual utility of a hoodie.

Why You'll Love It

  • Printed on heavyweight blanks built to hold their shape.
  • A direct, humorous statement for early risers.
  • Subtle, illustrator-driven holiday graphic elements.
  • Functional hood provides additional warmth and comfort.

Why We Designed This

Our aim is to create Christmas apparel that feels as considered as any other well-made garment in your wardrobe. This design acknowledges that even Christmas mornings can be a quiet struggle. We present this truth on a substantial hoodie blank, ensuring the piece itself conveys a sense of enduring quality and comfort, a go-to for cooler days.

From the journal

The construction of a quality hoodie involves more than just fabric weight; details like reinforced seams and a well-fitting hood contribute to its longevity and utility through seasons of wear.

Perfect For

  • Relaxed Christmas morning wear.
  • Thoughtful gifting for a comfort seeker.
  • Winter days requiring substantial warmth.
  • Individuals who appreciate quality casual wear.
  • White typography on a deep black background for clarity.
  • Detailed illustrations of snowflakes, stars, and Santa Claus.
  • A relatable, dry humor about early morning challenges.
  • Heavyweight fleece provides substantial warmth and comfort.
  • Functional hood and relaxed unisex fit for versatile wear.
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Frequently Asked Questions

Beyond warmth, what are the key construction details of this heavyweight hoodie, like the hood and pockets?

This heavyweight hoodie features a double-lined hood with an adjustable drawstring for extra warmth and coziness. It also includes a spacious front kangaroo pocket, perfect for keeping hands warm or storing small essentials, all crafted for durability and comfort.

I want a hoodie that feels substantial and cozy for winter. Is this thick enough to be a go-to for warmth?

Absolutely. Our heavyweight hoodie is designed to be exceptionally warm and cozy, making it a perfect go-to for chilly winter days and early Christmas mornings. The plush fleece interior and double-lined hood provide excellent insulation.

Will the hood or pocket interfere with the visibility of the 'Not a Morning Person' design?

No, the 'Not a Morning Person' design is strategically placed on the chest to ensure it remains fully visible and impactful, even with the hood down or hands in the kangaroo pocket. The design's charm is always front and center.

How does the design's intricate detail appear on the textured surface of a hoodie?

Despite the textured surface of a hoodie, our advanced printing technology ensures the intricate details of the snowflakes, stars, trees, holly, and Santa are rendered with precision and clarity. The white typography stands out sharply against the black fabric, preserving the illustrator's original vision.

Is the fit true to size for a comfortable, slightly oversized hoodie feel?

Yes, our heavyweight hoodie offers a comfortable, relaxed fit that's generally true to size. It's designed to provide that ideal slightly oversized, cozy feel that's perfect for casual wear and layering during the colder months.

How long does shipping take?

Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.

What is your return policy?

We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.

Will the print fade or crack?

We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.

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