Funny Christmas Women's Shirt – I'm Only Here For The Cookies
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton

Funny Christmas Women's Shirt – I'm Only Here For The Cookies
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies Fit
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 5000L Women's Midweight Cotton Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Womens fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not bleach
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Discreet Charm: The Cookies Only Phrase Ladies Tee
This ladies-fit tee features the 'I'm Only Here for the Cookies' phrase in a playful, handwritten-style font, surrounded by simple cookie illustrations and subtle stars. It is an understated piece for those who appreciate seasonal treats without overt celebration.
Why You'll Love It
- A direct, honest declaration for the cookie enthusiast, rendered without irony.
- The white graphic provides a clean, crisp statement on the fabric.
- Designed with a ladies fit, offering a more tailored silhouette than a unisex cut.
- A quiet piece that layers well and can be worn comfortably into January.
Why We Designed This
Our brand was founded on the idea that Christmas apparel could be refined and well-made. For the ladies' fit, we focus on designs that offer a subtle nod to the season, rather than a loud declaration. This tee is for the discerning wearer who values comfort and a considered aesthetic, allowing the simple joy of cookies to speak for itself.
From the journal
Selecting a well-fitting tee is key to building a versatile wardrobe. Consider how a piece drapes and layers for year-round utility.
Perfect For
- A comfortable yet refined option for casual gatherings.
- Layering under cardigans or jackets during cooler months.
- Enjoying quiet moments at home with a favorite warm drink.
- Wearing long after December, as a simple expression of a sweet preference.
- ✓ Handwritten-style text conveying a playful, direct message about cookies.
- ✓ Subtle illustrations of cookies and stars provide a gentle visual accent.
- ✓ White graphic ensures a clean, versatile look that pairs easily.
- ✓ Ladies fit offers a tailored silhouette, designed for comfortable wear.
- ✓ Soft, quality cotton provides a comfortable feel against the skin.
Frequently Asked Questions
What kind of fit does the Ladies Tee offer? Is it a true women's cut, or more of a unisex adapted style?
Our Ladies Tee is designed with a true women's cut, offering a more tailored and flattering silhouette compared to a unisex style. It's shaped to complement the feminine form while still providing comfortable wear.
Will the 'I'm Only Here for the Cookies' design feel too bulky or overwhelming on a ladies-fit tee?
The 'I'm Only Here for the Cookies' design is scaled appropriately for the Ladies Tee, ensuring it remains charming and proportionate without feeling bulky or overwhelming. It's an understated piece that enhances the tee's aesthetic.
Is the fabric quality and weight of the Ladies Tee comparable to your other premium blanks?
Our Ladies Tee is crafted from soft, high-quality cotton that offers excellent comfort and durability, aligning with our brand's premium standards. While the cut is different, the fabric quality is consistent with our commitment to gift-shop-quality apparel.
How does the sizing run for the Ladies Tee? Should I size up or down for a comfortable fit?
The Ladies Tee generally runs true to size for a flattering fit. If you prefer a more relaxed or looser feel, we recommend consulting our detailed size chart or considering sizing up. For a tailored look, stick with your usual size.
Does the design scale appropriately for the Ladies Tee, maintaining its charm without being too large or small?
Yes, our illustrator-driven design is carefully adapted to ensure the 'I'm Only Here for the Cookies' graphic scales perfectly for the Ladies Tee. It maintains its charming details and visual impact without being disproportionate.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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