Funny Christmas Hoodie – Too Drunk To Untie The Knot, Skeleton
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Funny Christmas Hoodie – Too Drunk To Untie The Knot, Skeleton
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Drunk Christmas Skeleton Hoodie
This edition presents a skeletal figure, at ease in an ornate armchair, contemplating the evening with a cigarette and a drink. The stark illustration, framed by its direct text, offers a less conventional take on seasonal indulgence. It speaks to those who appreciate a wry perspective amidst the usual holiday imagery.
Why You'll Love It
- A heavyweight hoodie, built for warmth and enduring wear.
- The striking black and white illustration stands apart from typical seasonal graphics.
- Custom printed fresh for you with direct-to-garment precision.
- A unique design for those who embrace the season's less conventional side.
Why We Designed This
We started The Christmas Tee as a counter-argument: that a Christmas shirt could be illustrated by an artist you would otherwise pay for a print. It should be printed on the same heavyweight cotton you would wear in March, and worn on a December walk without flinching. This design, in its quiet rebellion, embodies that ethos, offering a distinct perspective on the season's end.
From the journal
A quality hoodie becomes a staple. This skeletal illustration, rendered in stark black and white, offers a graphic that transcends the immediate holiday. Its substantial weight and unique design mean it reads as an artful piece, perfect for layering through the colder months of the year, providing both warmth and statement.
Perfect For
- Discerning individuals seeking unique seasonal apparel.
- Those who value quality cotton and lasting design.
- A thoughtful gift for someone with a distinct sense of humor.
- Wearing through winter, long after the tinsel is packed away.
- ✓ Distinctive skeletal illustration with a dry, humorous edge.
- ✓ Monochromatic artwork, featuring a relaxed skeleton in Santa attire.
- ✓ Text "TOO DRUNK TO UNTIE THE KNOT" frames the central image.
- ✓ Heavyweight fleece provides exceptional warmth and structure.
- ✓ A classic hoodie fit with drawstrings, designed for comfort and durability.
Frequently Asked Questions
What's the thickness and quality of the hood itself on this heavyweight hoodie?
Our heavyweight hoodie features a substantial, double-lined hood for added warmth and durability, ensuring it holds its shape and provides excellent protection against the cold. It's designed for both comfort and lasting wear.
Is this hoodie a practical yet fun gift for someone who lives in a colder climate?
Absolutely! The heavyweight cotton and warm fleece lining make this hoodie incredibly practical for colder climates, offering superior warmth. The humorous 'Too Drunk To Untie The Knot' design adds a unique, festive touch that's sure to be appreciated.
Will the 'Too Drunk To Untie The Knot' design be obscured by the hoodie's pouch pocket?
No, the 'Too Drunk To Untie The Knot' illustration is positioned carefully on the chest area to ensure it is fully visible and not obstructed by the front pouch pocket. This preserves the design's full impact and visibility.
I prefer a hoodie that feels substantial and lasts. How durable is this heavyweight option?
This heavyweight hoodie is built for exceptional durability, crafted from robust cotton with reinforced stitching throughout. It's designed to withstand regular wear and washing, maintaining its premium feel and shape for many holiday seasons to come.
Does this hoodie have drawstrings, and what kind of fit does it offer?
Yes, our heavyweight hoodie includes sturdy drawstrings for adjustable hood coverage and a classic look. It offers a comfortable, relaxed fit, perfect for layering or enjoying a cozy, laid-back style during the colder months.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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