Funny Christmas Long Sleeve Shirt – Too Drunk To Untie The Knot, Skel…
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Funny Christmas Long Sleeve Shirt – Too Drunk To Untie The Knot, Skel…
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: Large
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 2400 Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not bleach
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Drunk Christmas Skeleton Longsleeve
This edition presents a skeletal figure, at ease in an ornate armchair, contemplating the evening with a cigarette and a drink. The stark illustration, framed by its direct text, offers a less conventional take on seasonal indulgence. It speaks to those who appreciate a wry perspective amidst the usual holiday imagery.
Why You'll Love It
- A standard longsleeve blank, offering warmth and classic style.
- The striking black and white illustration stands apart from typical seasonal graphics.
- Custom printed fresh for you with direct-to-garment precision.
- A unique design for those who embrace the season's less conventional side.
Why We Designed This
We started The Christmas Tee as a counter-argument: that a Christmas shirt could be illustrated by an artist you would otherwise pay for a print. It should be printed on the same heavyweight cotton you would wear in March, and worn on a December walk without flinching. This design, in its quiet rebellion, embodies that ethos, offering a distinct perspective on the season's end.
From the journal
A longsleeve tee extends the wearability of a unique graphic. This skeletal illustration, in its monochromatic palette, pairs well under a jacket or over a base layer, providing a subtle point of interest that remains relevant and stylish well into the colder months of January and February.
Perfect For
- Discerning individuals seeking unique seasonal apparel.
- Those who value quality cotton and lasting design.
- A thoughtful gift for someone with a distinct sense of humor.
- Wearing through winter, long after the tinsel is packed away.
- ✓ Distinctive skeletal illustration with a dry, humorous edge.
- ✓ Monochromatic artwork, featuring a relaxed skeleton in Santa attire.
- ✓ Text "TOO DRUNK TO UNTIE THE KNOT" frames the central image.
- ✓ A classic unisex longsleeve fit, ideal for layered warmth.
- ✓ Soft, mid-weight cotton provides comfort for cooler days.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the weight and feel of the heavyweight cotton on this long sleeve tee?
Our heavyweight long sleeve tee is crafted from substantial, durable cotton, providing a premium feel that's perfect for cooler weather. It offers excellent warmth and a robust drape, built to last through many winter seasons.
Is this long sleeve a good option for someone who gets cold easily during winter holiday events?
Yes, the heavyweight cotton of this long sleeve offers significantly more warmth than a standard tee, making it an excellent choice for staying comfortable during chilly holiday gatherings, outdoor winter activities, or just cozying up indoors.
Does the 'Too Drunk To Untie The Knot' design scale well on the larger canvas of a long sleeve, ensuring all details are visible?
The 'Too Drunk To Untie The Knot' illustration is expertly scaled for the long sleeve garment, ensuring that all the intricate details of the skeleton, armchair, and text remain prominent and impactful, just as intended by the illustrator. Nothing is lost on the larger canvas.
How can I style this long sleeve tee for a casual yet festive holiday look?
Pair this long sleeve with dark wash jeans or chinos for a relaxed look, or layer it under a flannel shirt or a simple vest for added warmth and subtle festive flair. It's perfect for casual holiday parties or a winter outing with friends.
What kind of cuff does this long sleeve have? Is it ribbed for a secure fit?
Our heavyweight long sleeve typically features comfortable ribbed cuffs, designed to hold their shape and provide a snug, secure fit around the wrists. This prevents sleeves from riding up and adds to the garment's overall durability and comfort.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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