Funny Christmas Women's Shirt – Too Drunk To Untie The Knot, Skeleton
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Funny Christmas Women's Shirt – Too Drunk To Untie The Knot, Skeleton
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies Fit
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 5000L Women's Midweight Cotton Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Womens fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not bleach
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Drunk Christmas Skeleton Ladies Tee
This edition presents a skeletal figure, at ease in an ornate armchair, contemplating the evening with a cigarette and a drink. The stark illustration, framed by its direct text, offers a less conventional take on seasonal indulgence. It speaks to those who appreciate a wry perspective amidst the usual holiday imagery.
Why You'll Love It
- A ladies-fit tee, designed to offer a flattering, comfortable drape.
- The striking black and white illustration stands apart from typical seasonal graphics.
- Custom printed fresh for you with direct-to-garment precision.
- A unique design for those who embrace the season's less conventional side.
Why We Designed This
We started The Christmas Tee as a counter-argument: that a Christmas shirt could be illustrated by an artist you would otherwise pay for a print. It should be printed on the same heavyweight cotton you would wear in March, and worn on a December walk without flinching. This design, in its quiet rebellion, embodies that ethos, offering a distinct perspective on the season's end.
From the journal
The absence of glitter or loud holiday motifs allows this design to transition seamlessly into post-December wear. A ladies fit offers a refined silhouette, ensuring this unique skeletal graphic reads as a considered piece, not just a seasonal novelty, well into January.
Perfect For
- Individuals seeking distinctive, understated seasonal apparel.
- Those who prefer unique illustrations over traditional holiday prints.
- A thoughtful piece for year-round wear, not just December.
- Pairing with denim or tailored trousers for a subtle statement.
- ✓ Distinctive skeletal illustration with a dry, humorous edge.
- ✓ Monochromatic artwork, featuring a relaxed skeleton in Santa attire.
- ✓ Text "TOO DRUNK TO UNTIE THE KNOT" frames the central image.
- ✓ Crafted for a flattering ladies-specific fit and soft feel.
- ✓ A comfortable, breathable tee, ideal for everyday style.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this Ladies Tee cut specifically for a feminine fit, or is it a more general unisex style?
Our Ladies Tee is specifically designed with a more tailored, feminine cut compared to our unisex options, featuring a slightly narrower body and shorter sleeves for a flattering silhouette. It provides a stylish and comfortable fit for women.
I'm looking for a fun, yet comfortable, holiday tee. How does the midweight cotton feel on this ladies cut?
The midweight cotton provides a soft, breathable, and comfortable feel, perfect for all-day wear without being too heavy. It drapes nicely, offering both comfort and style for your holiday celebrations and festive events.
Will the 'Too Drunk To Untie The Knot' design look as impactful on the ladies fit, or is it scaled differently?
The 'Too Drunk To Untie The Knot' design is carefully scaled to ensure it maintains its full visual impact and all its intricate details on the Ladies Tee. It complements the garment's proportions beautifully, making a bold statement.
How does the midweight cotton compare to your heavyweight options, specifically for durability and drape in a ladies fit?
While our Ladies Tee uses a midweight cotton for a softer, lighter drape ideal for a feminine fit, it's still crafted for durability. It offers excellent comfort and holds its shape well, though it's not as robustly thick as our heavyweight unisex blanks.
Can this tee be dressed up for a holiday party, or is it strictly casual?
With its unique, humorous design, this Ladies Tee can definitely be dressed up for a holiday party! Pair it with a festive skirt or tailored pants, and some statement jewelry for a fun, eye-catching ensemble that stands out.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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