Funny Christmas Toddler Shirt – Too Drunk To Untie The Knot, Skeleton
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Funny Christmas Toddler Shirt – Too Drunk To Untie The Knot, Skeleton
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: 4T
Style:Youth Tee (6-12)Youth Tee (6-12)Toddler Tee (2T-5T)Toddler Tee (2T-5T)Baby OnesieBaby Onesie
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3001T Toddler Short Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Toddler fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Drunk Christmas Skeleton Toddler Tee
This toddler edition features a unique illustration of a skeleton, dressed in a Santa-style coat and hat, seated in an ornate armchair. The design is framed by the text 'TOO DRUNK TO UNTIE THE KNOT'. It offers a distinctive, illustrative style for those seeking something unconventional.
Why You'll Love It
- A quality toddler tee blank, designed for comfort and gentle wear.
- The striking black and white illustration offers a unique visual aesthetic.
- Custom printed fresh for you with direct-to-garment precision.
- An uncommon piece, standing out from typical children's holiday graphics.
Why We Designed This
We started The Christmas Tee as a counter-argument: that a Christmas shirt could be illustrated by an artist you would otherwise pay for a print. It should be printed on the same heavyweight cotton you would wear in March, and worn on a December walk without flinching. This design, in its quiet rebellion, embodies that ethos, offering a distinct perspective on the season's end.
From the journal
For our youngest wearers, comfort and durability are paramount. Our toddler blanks are chosen for their softness against delicate skin and their ability to hold up through countless washes, ensuring the unique artwork remains vibrant and the fit true, season after season.
Perfect For
- Parents seeking distinctive, art-forward clothing for their toddlers.
- Individuals who appreciate unique illustration in all sizes.
- A memorable gift for those who value unconventional style.
- Wearing year-round, beyond the immediate holiday season.
- ✓ Distinctive skeletal illustration in a Santa hat and coat.
- ✓ Monochromatic artwork, featuring a unique character in an armchair.
- ✓ Text "TOO DRUNK TO UNTIE THE KNOT" as a stylistic element.
- ✓ Soft, gentle cotton for sensitive toddler skin and comfort.
- ✓ Durable construction, designed to maintain shape through active play.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is the 'Too Drunk To Untie The Knot' design truly appropriate for a toddler shirt?
The design itself is a stylized, humorous skeleton illustration. While the text contains adult humor, the visual is not explicit. We advise parental discretion, as some families enjoy the edgy, Gothmas aesthetic for their little ones during the holidays.
Is the cotton soft and gentle enough for a toddler's sensitive skin?
Yes, our Toddler T-shirts are made from soft, high-quality cotton, specifically chosen to be gentle and comfortable against a toddler's sensitive skin. This ensures irritation-free wear and maximum comfort throughout their holiday play.
How does the detailed skeleton design hold up to the frequent washing needed for toddler clothes?
The 'Too Drunk To Untie The Knot' illustration is printed using durable, child-safe inks that are designed to withstand frequent washing without fading or cracking. This ensures the design remains vibrant and intact for your little one's adventures.
What kind of fit does this toddler tee have? Is it easy for them to move around in?
Our Toddler T-shirts feature a comfortable, relaxed fit that allows for plenty of movement and play. They are designed to be easy to put on and take off, ensuring comfort and freedom for your active little one during festive occasions.
Are there any special care instructions for this toddler tee to protect the design?
For best results and to preserve the design's vibrancy, we recommend washing this toddler tee inside out with cold water and tumble drying on low heat. This helps maintain the print quality and fabric integrity.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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