Santa Christmas Shirt – Merry Kissmyass, Winking Santa
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton

Santa Christmas Shirt – Merry Kissmyass, Winking Santa
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies Fit
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The irreverent santa kissmyass christmas tshirt
This tee presents a fresh take on seasonal greetings, featuring Santa Claus in an unexpected, modern light. The illustration captures Santa with a subtle wink and sunglasses, his traditional suit paired with bold typography. It is a graphic statement for those who appreciate a quality garment with a distinct point of view.
Why You'll Love It
- A playful Santa illustration with a modern, irreverent edge.
- Crisp black and white design for versatile styling.
- Heavyweight cotton construction holds its shape through wear.
- Custom printed direct-to-garment for lasting detail.
Why We Designed This
We founded The Christmas Tee to challenge the expected. A Christmas shirt could be art, we thought, printed on the same substantial cotton you’d reach for any other month. This design, with its confident Santa, embodies that spirit. It offers a counter-narrative to the usual holiday fare, proving that seasonal apparel can be both high-quality and distinctly expressive.
From the journal
A well-chosen graphic tee can bridge the gap between casual and considered. Pair it with dark denim and a structured jacket. The illustration remains the focal point, a quiet statement that speaks to a discerning eye for detail and design.
Perfect For
- Making an unexpected statement at gatherings.
- Gifting to a friend with a dry sense of humor.
- Wearing beyond December as a year-round graphic.
- Layering under an open flannel or blazer.
- ✓ Winking Santa Claus illustration with cool sunglasses.
- ✓ Bold 'MERRY Kissmyass' typography creates a playful message.
- ✓ Distinct black and white color palette for a graphic look.
- ✓ Heavyweight 6.1 oz ringspun cotton for a structured fit.
- ✓ Classic unisex fit offers everyday comfort and style.
Frequently Asked Questions
What's the exact text on this Santa shirt? I want to make sure it's clear before I order.
The design prominently features 'MERRY' above a winking, sunglass-wearing Santa Claus, with 'Kissmyass' printed clearly below him, ensuring the full message is visible.
Is this graphic tee made from that comfortable, heavier cotton I've heard about?
Yes, this T-Shirt is printed on our premium heavyweight cotton blanks, offering a substantial feel and durable quality that's built to last through many holiday seasons.
I'm thinking of gifting this. Is the 'Kissmyass' part too bold for some recipients, or is it more subtly integrated?
The 'Kissmyass' text is a direct and humorous part of the design, making it a bold statement piece. It's perfect for those who appreciate cheeky holiday humor and aren't afraid to show it.
What kind of fit can I expect from this heavyweight T-shirt?
Our heavyweight T-shirts offer a classic, relaxed fit, designed for comfort and a flattering drape. We recommend checking our size chart for specific measurements to ensure your ideal fit.
Can you tell me more about the style of the Santa illustration?
The Santa illustration is a unique, artist-driven piece, depicting a cool Santa with sunglasses and a playful wink, bringing a fresh and humorous take to traditional holiday imagery.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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