Santa Christmas Premium Tee – Merry Kissmyass, Cocktail Santa
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton

Santa Christmas Premium Tee – Merry Kissmyass, Cocktail Santa
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies Fit
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Merry Kissmyass Santa Premium T-Shirt
A modern Santa illustration for those who prefer their holiday spirit with a knowing wink. This design pairs bold typography with a relaxed depiction of Claus, offering a fresh take on seasonal apparel. It's an illustration that speaks to a certain kind of December mood.
Why You'll Love It
- Crafted from premium heavyweight cotton for a noticeably elevated feel.
- Features a distinctive, illustrator-driven Santa Claus design.
- Garment-dyed for a soft hand and a broken-in character from the first wear.
- The "Merry Kissmyass" text provides a touch of dry humor.
Why We Designed This
We saw a need for Christmas apparel that felt less like a costume and more like an art print. This design, with its confident Santa and direct sentiment, speaks to that desire for something authentic. It's a piece for those who appreciate the season on their own terms, without pretense.
From the journal
Consider how a graphic tee, when printed on a quality heavyweight blank, transitions effortlessly from a December gathering to a casual January weekend. The substance of the cotton holds its shape, making it a piece that lasts beyond the immediate season.
Perfect For
- The individual seeking an understated holiday statement.
- Gifting to a friend with a dry sense of humor.
- Casual wear through the entire winter season.
- Elevating a simple jeans-and-tee combination.
- ✓ A stylized Santa Claus illustration, complete with sunglasses and a cocktail.
- ✓ Bold "MERRY Kissmyass" typography integrated into the graphic.
- ✓ Design in a clean white and black palette for versatile wear.
- ✓ Made from premium heavyweight cotton for superior comfort and drape.
- ✓ Unisex fit provides a relaxed, contemporary silhouette.
Frequently Asked Questions
What makes this a 'Premium' T-Shirt compared to other options?
Our Premium T-Shirt is crafted from an even higher-grade heavyweight cotton, offering a noticeably softer hand-feel, superior drape, and enhanced durability for a truly luxurious wear experience.
Is the 'Merry Kissmyass' design print quality consistent with the premium fabric?
Absolutely. The design is meticulously printed using advanced techniques that ensure vibrant colors and sharp detail, perfectly complementing the premium quality of the fabric for a lasting finish.
As a gift, will the recipient immediately recognize the elevated quality of this premium tee?
Yes, the substantial weight, refined texture, and overall finish of this Premium T-Shirt are instantly discernible, making it a truly impressive and appreciated gift for someone who values quality.
How does the fit of this Premium T-Shirt compare to standard tees, given its heavyweight construction?
Designed for a comfortable yet structured fit, our Premium T-Shirt maintains the classic silhouette but with the added body and drape that comes from its heavyweight fabric, often feeling more substantial and less clingy.
Is the design's humor too bold for a premium garment, or does it blend well?
The design's playful humor is intentionally paired with our premium blanks to create a sophisticated, statement-making piece. The quality of the garment elevates the design, ensuring it feels more chic than crude.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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