Santa Christmas Sweatshirt – Merry Kissmyass, Cocktail Santa
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton

Santa Christmas Sweatshirt – Merry Kissmyass, Cocktail Santa
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Merry Kissmyass Santa Christmas Sweatshirt
This crewneck sweatshirt features a modern Santa illustration, ideal for those who prefer their holiday spirit with a knowing wink. The design showcases a relaxed Claus with a cocktail and sunglasses, paired with bold text. It offers a fresh, irreverent take on seasonal comfort.
Why You'll Love It
- Heavyweight fleece provides exceptional warmth and durability.
- Features a distinctive, illustrator-driven Santa Claus design.
- Crewneck style offers a classic, comfortable silhouette.
- The "Merry Kissmyass" text provides a touch of dry humor.
Why We Designed This
We believe Christmas apparel can be both expressive and well-made. This design, with its confident Santa and direct sentiment, speaks to that desire for something authentic. It’s a piece for those who appreciate the season on their own terms, without pretense, crafted for lasting comfort.
From the journal
A well-made sweatshirt becomes a staple, not just a seasonal item. Our heavyweight blanks ensure this piece will hold its shape and softness through countless washes, making it a reliable choice for cold December mornings and beyond into the new year.
Perfect For
- The individual seeking an understated holiday statement.
- Gifting to a friend with a dry sense of humor.
- Casual wear through the entire winter season.
- Comfort on cold evenings by the fire.
- ✓ A stylized Santa Claus illustration, complete with sunglasses and a cocktail.
- ✓ Bold "MERRY Kissmyass" typography integrated into the graphic.
- ✓ Design in a clean white and black palette for versatile wear.
- ✓ Heavyweight crewneck fleece offers warmth and a substantial feel.
- ✓ Unisex fit designed for relaxed comfort and easy layering.
Frequently Asked Questions
How does the 'Merry Kissmyass Santa' design translate onto a heavier sweatshirt fabric?
The design is optimized for the sweatshirt fabric, ensuring the illustration's details and bold typography remain crisp and vibrant, making a strong visual impact on the cozy material.
Is this sweatshirt genuinely heavyweight and warm enough for cold winter days?
Yes, our sweatshirt is crafted from a premium heavyweight fleece, designed to provide substantial warmth and comfort, making it perfect for cold winter days and cozy holiday evenings.
For a Quiet Holiday Wardrober, is this design too loud for a casual, comfortable sweatshirt?
Not at all. The design's playful humor is balanced by the inherent comfort and casual nature of the sweatshirt, creating a piece that's both cozy and a subtle, stylish statement.
What's the interior feel of the sweatshirt like – soft or more structured?
Our sweatshirts feature a super soft, brushed fleece interior for ultimate comfort and coziness against the skin, while maintaining a structured exterior look.
Would this 'Merry Kissmyass Santa' sweatshirt be a suitable gift for someone who prioritizes comfort but also appreciates unique art?
Absolutely. This sweatshirt perfectly blends premium comfort with an exclusive, illustrator-driven design, making it an exceptional gift for anyone who values both coziness and distinctive, artful apparel.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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