Christmas Movie Hoodie – Jolliest Asshole This Side Of Nuthouse
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Christmas Movie Hoodie – Jolliest Asshole This Side Of Nuthouse
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Jolliest Asshole Nuthouse Hoodie
This heavyweight hoodie makes a bold, typographic statement, offering both warmth and an unapologetically spirited message. Featuring 'Jolliest Asshole This Side Of The Nuthouse' in a playful, all-caps font, it’s a quality garment. Built for comfort and enduring wear, it combines a substantial feel with a distinct, humorous voice for the colder season.
Why You'll Love It
- Heavyweight fleece construction provides significant warmth and a plush interior.
- Built on a quality blank designed to maintain its shape and comfort over time.
- The bold, text-based graphic delivers an irreverent, humor-driven seasonal statement.
- Each piece is custom printed direct-to-garment for a precise, lasting graphic.
Why We Designed This
Our brand was founded on the idea that seasonal apparel can be both well-made and thoughtfully designed. This hoodie, pairing a robust fleece blank with a direct, humorous design, offers a different kind of expression for winter. It’s about a garment that performs, feels substantial, and carries a unique, dry wit. We appreciate the honesty in this particular phrase, built for enduring wear and a distinct point of view.
From the journal
A quality hoodie is an essential cold-weather layer. Wear it over a simple tee or under a heavier jacket. The graphic makes a statement on its own, but the hood offers an element of relaxed anonymity. Consider it a piece that balances boldness with everyday utility.
Perfect For
- The individual seeking a durable, warm hoodie with a strong point of view.
- Making a distinct, humor-infused statement during the coldest parts of the year.
- Gifting a substantial, well-made garment to a friend with a sharp sense of humor.
- Everyday comfort that combines warmth with an unapologetic, spirited message.
- ✓ Bold, all-caps typographic design for a direct and spirited message.
- ✓ Playful, cartoonish font adds an element of lightheartedness to the text.
- ✓ Irreverent humor captured in a clean, text-based graphic.
- ✓ Heavyweight fleece interior provides substantial warmth and comfort.
- ✓ Unisex hoodie fit with adjustable drawstrings for versatile wear.
Frequently Asked Questions
How thick and warm is this hoodie? Is it suitable for very cold winter days?
Our hoodie is made from a premium heavyweight cotton-poly blend, featuring a substantial fleece lining for superior warmth. It's designed to be a very cozy and effective layer for colder winter days and nights.
Is the 'Jolliest Asshole' design still clear and impactful with the hoodie pocket and drawstrings?
Yes, the bold 'JOLLIEST ASSHOLE THIS SIDE OF THE NUTHOUSE' design is strategically placed to ensure maximum visibility and impact, even with the presence of the front pocket and drawstrings. The design remains the focal point.
I love hoodies for comfort. Is this one soft on the inside?
Absolutely. This hoodie features a super soft, brushed fleece interior that feels incredibly cozy against the skin, making it an ideal choice for ultimate comfort during the holiday season and beyond. It’s perfect for lounging.
Are the drawstrings and hardware durable on this hoodie?
We use high-quality drawstrings and sturdy metal grommets for enhanced durability and a premium finish. These details ensure your hoodie not only looks great but also stands up to regular wear and washing.
What kind of fit does this hoodie have? Is it true to size for a relaxed feel?
Our hoodie is designed for a comfortable, relaxed fit, perfect for layering or simply enjoying maximum coziness. It generally runs true to size, but we recommend checking our detailed size chart for the best fit.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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