Christmas Movie Hoodie – Jolliest Asshole, Santa Hat
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Christmas Movie Hoodie – Jolliest Asshole, Santa Hat
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Nuthouse Christmas Quote Hoodie
This hoodie features bold, retro-inspired typography declaring 'JOLLIEST ASSHOLE THIS SIDE OF THE NUTHOUSE'. A Santa hat and scattered stars complete the design. It is a graphic statement, rendered on a substantial fleece blank for ultimate comfort and utility.
Why You'll Love It
- Heavyweight fleece construction provides significant warmth and comfort.
- Direct-to-garment printing ensures the design's clarity and longevity.
- Drawstring hood and kangaroo pocket offer practical utility.
- A bold declaration for the season, presented with graphic strength.
Why We Designed This
A hoodie is a modern essential, and it should be built to the same exacting standards as any other garment. This design offers a direct, candid statement, resonating with those who appreciate straightforward communication. We chose a heavyweight fleece blank to ensure this piece offers substantial warmth and durability, a thoughtful alternative to seasonal novelty items. It is designed for enduring wear.
From the journal
The utility of a well-made hoodie transcends fleeting trends. Its ability to provide warmth, comfort, and practical features makes it a constant companion through the colder parts of the year. This piece, with its graphic statement, functions as a year-round staple, not merely a December garment.
Perfect For
- Individuals seeking substantial warmth, utility, and a strong graphic.
- Casual outings or relaxed evenings at home.
- Making a clear, personal statement with enduring comfort.
- The discerning individual with a preference for dry wit.
- ✓ Bold, retro-inspired typography makes a direct statement.
- ✓ Design includes a classic Santa hat and scattered star elements.
- ✓ Irreverent graphic text: 'JOLLIEST ASSHOLE THIS SIDE OF THE NUTHOUSE'.
- ✓ Heavyweight fleece provides significant warmth and durability.
- ✓ Unisex relaxed fit with drawstring hood and kangaroo pocket.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is the hood substantial enough to offer real warmth, or is it more for style?
The hood on this heavy blend hoodie is designed to be substantial, offering genuine warmth and protection from the elements. It features an adjustable drawstring and is double-lined for extra coziness, making it both functional and stylish.
Does this hoodie run true to size, or should I order up for a relaxed, oversized fit suitable for gifting?
Our hoodies generally run true to size for a comfortable, standard fit. If you're buying for someone who prefers a more relaxed, oversized look, especially for layering, we recommend sizing up one size.
How does the 'heavy blend' fabric hold up to repeated washing without showing significant wear or pilling?
The heavy blend fabric is engineered for durability and resistance to pilling. With proper care (washing cold, tumble dry low), it will hold up exceptionally well to repeated washing, maintaining its softness and appearance.
Is the design placed prominently on the front of the hoodie, and is it affected by the kangaroo pocket?
Yes, the 'Jolliest Asshole' design is prominently placed on the front of the hoodie, above the kangaroo pocket. The design is scaled and positioned carefully to ensure it's fully visible and not obscured by the pocket.
Does the drawstring for the hood feel robust and durable, or is it a thin, easily frayed type?
The drawstring for the hood is robust and durable, made to withstand regular use. It's designed to be substantial, resisting fraying and ensuring long-lasting functionality.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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