Funny Christmas Long Sleeve Shirt – Carbs And Silence, Gift Boxes
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Funny Christmas Long Sleeve Shirt – Carbs And Silence, Gift Boxes
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: Large
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 2400 Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not bleach
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Quiet Comfort: The Carbs And Silence Longsleeve
When the air turns crisp, reach for the "ALL I WANT IS CARBS AND SILENCE" Long Sleeve. This design, featuring bold white text and gentle Christmas illustrations, offers a declaration of peace and comfort on a substantial blank. It’s the ideal layer for those who prefer their holiday season a little more subdued and a lot more cozy.
Why You'll Love It
- Provides an extra layer of warmth for cooler days.
- A design that speaks to personal comfort and quietude.
- Heavyweight cotton offers a durable, substantial feel.
- Direct-to-garment printing ensures the white elements remain vibrant.
Why We Designed This
There's a gentle rebellion in seeking stillness when the world demands noise. This design emerged from the desire to offer a piece that acknowledges the quiet strength in choosing calm, in finding comfort in simple pleasures. It’s for those who appreciate the season but prefer their celebration to be a personal, unhurried affair, perhaps with a warm plate and a good book.
From the journal
Creating a personal retreat doesn't require a grand gesture. Sometimes, it's about curating small moments: a quiet morning with a cup of tea, a walk in the crisp air, or simply finding a pocket of silence away from the day's demands. These small acts of self-care replenish us.
Perfect For
- Individuals seeking comfortable, layered apparel.
- Cool weather outings or relaxed evenings at home.
- Gifting a practical yet meaningful piece.
- A versatile long sleeve for year-round quiet moments.
- ✓ Bold white text declares a preference for carbs and silence.
- ✓ Subtle Christmas illustrations enhance the seasonal message.
- ✓ A design for embracing personal peace and simple comforts.
- ✓ Heavyweight fabric provides substantial warmth and durability.
- ✓ Classic unisex fit ensures comfortable layering and wear.
Frequently Asked Questions
How substantial is the heavyweight cotton of this long sleeve, and will it provide good warmth for winter wear?
This long sleeve is crafted from a high-quality, heavyweight cotton, providing a substantial feel that offers excellent warmth. It's designed to be cozy enough for cooler winter days while remaining comfortable for layering.
Can this long sleeve be easily layered under a vest or jacket without feeling bulky, while still showcasing the design?
Yes, the fit of our long sleeve is designed to be comfortable without excessive bulk, making it ideal for layering. The design is centrally placed, ensuring it remains visible and impactful even when worn under a vest or open jacket.
Would this long sleeve make a practical yet funny Christmas gift for someone who enjoys cozy, high-quality apparel during the colder months?
Absolutely! Combining a universally relatable humorous design with the practical warmth and premium quality of a heavyweight long sleeve makes it an ideal Christmas gift for anyone who loves being cozy and stylish in winter.
Is the design placement on the long sleeve adjusted to look good, or is it the same as the t-shirt version?
The design placement is carefully optimized for each garment type. On the long sleeve, it's positioned to ensure maximum visibility and aesthetic appeal, taking into account the garment's cut and potential for layering.
Is the 'Carbs and Silence' message on this long sleeve appropriate for casual holiday gatherings or more relaxed at-home wear?
The 'Carbs and Silence' message is perfectly suited for both casual holiday gatherings and relaxed at-home wear. Its lighthearted humor is universally appealing, making it a comfortable and fun choice for any festive occasion.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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