Funny Christmas Long Sleeve Shirt – Coal Is Cheaper Anyway, Santa Hat
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Funny Christmas Long Sleeve Shirt – Coal Is Cheaper Anyway, Santa Hat
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: Large
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 2400 Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not bleach
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Enduring Appeal of a Coal Is Cheaper Anyway Long Sleeve
This long sleeve offers a subtle nod to holiday realism. The phrase "COAL IS CHEAPER ANYWAY" is rendered in bold, white typography, crowned with a simple Santa hat graphic. It’s a design that speaks to those who appreciate wit over sentiment, making an understated statement during the season.
Why You'll Love It
- A dry, observational humor for the discerning wearer.
- Printed on heavyweight cotton, providing substantial warmth and shape.
- The clean, illustrated text design offers year-round wearability.
- Each edition is custom printed fresh for you with direct-to-garment precision.
Why We Designed This
We started The Christmas Tee as a challenge to the typical seasonal garment. We believed a Christmas shirt could be more than a fleeting novelty. This design, with its grounded observation, fits that ethos. It’s for those who see past the tinsel, who appreciate a quiet, knowing remark, and who demand their garments be as thoughtful as their humor. It’s the kind of piece you wear on a December walk without flinching, and keep in rotation well into the new year.
From the journal
A well-made cotton long sleeve, particularly one of heavyweight ringspun construction, holds its form through many wash cycles. Consider the life of your garments beyond a single season. Pieces like this, with their considered design and material integrity, transition effortlessly into January and beyond, proving their value over time.
Perfect For
- The individual who prefers wit to overt celebration.
- Gifting a discerning friend who values quality and humor.
- Layering comfortably during cooler weather.
- Wearing as a substantial standalone piece.
- ✓ Bold, white typography with a subtle Santa hat accent.
- ✓ A humorous take on holiday gifting, designed for dry wit.
- ✓ Illustrated text style offers a clean, graphic aesthetic.
- ✓ Crafted from soft, heavyweight cotton for warmth and comfort.
- ✓ A classic unisex fit, ideal for layering or solo wear.
Frequently Asked Questions
How does the heavyweight cotton of this long sleeve compare in warmth and feel to a standard long sleeve shirt?
Our heavyweight long sleeve offers significantly more warmth and a more substantial feel than standard options, making it ideal for cooler weather. It provides a premium, durable comfort for the entire winter season.
Can this long sleeve be layered comfortably under a jacket or cardigan without feeling bulky?
Yes, while it's a heavyweight blank, the cut is designed to allow for comfortable layering. It provides warmth without excessive bulk, making it a versatile piece for various holiday outfits.
Is the 'COAL IS CHEAPER ANYWAY' design still prominent and clear on a long sleeve, or does it get lost?
The bold white lettering and Santa hat graphic are prominently displayed on the chest of the long sleeve, ensuring the humorous message is clear and stands out, even when layered.
Does this long sleeve blank match the quality and feel of the heavyweight short-sleeve tees from previous collections?
Yes, this long sleeve blank maintains the same high standard of heavyweight cotton and premium construction as our short-sleeve tees. You can expect consistent quality and comfort.
Is the long sleeve cuff design elastic or a more relaxed fit?
The long sleeve features a comfortable ribbed cuff that provides a secure yet relaxed fit, ensuring the sleeves stay in place without feeling restrictive.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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