Funny Christmas Hoodie – Tinsel Makes Me Itchy
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Funny Christmas Hoodie – Tinsel Makes Me Itchy
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Tinsel Makes Me Itchy Typography Hoodie
This quality hoodie offers a knowing nod to a common seasonal sentiment. The phrase "Tinsel Makes Me Itchy" is rendered in a unique, textured font that subtly mimics the very material it references, blending a dry humor with thoughtful design.
Why You'll Love It
- A relatable sentiment, presented with understated graphic design.
- Textured typography provides a unique visual and tactile appeal.
- Printed on a soft, heavyweight fleece with a comfortable hood.
- Direct-to-garment printing ensures a custom finish for each edition.
Why We Designed This
We believe a Christmas shirt can be more than just decorative. This design emerged from a desire to capture a shared, slightly wry sentiment of the season, executed on the kind of substantial blank you'd wear any time of year. It’s about a discerning choice, not just a seasonal impulse.
From the journal
The longevity of a well-made tee extends beyond its initial season. A piece chosen for its graphic integrity and quality construction will maintain its character, even as the calendar turns to January.
Perfect For
- The individual seeking quality and understated wit.
- Thoughtful gifting for those who appreciate subtle humor.
- Layered warmth that holds its shape and character.
- A relaxed gathering where comfort meets an intelligent statement.
- ✓ The phrase "Tinsel Makes Me Itchy" in a distinctive typography.
- ✓ Textured font visually mimics the fuzzy nature of tinsel.
- ✓ Design rendered in a stark white and black palette.
- ✓ Crafted from a soft, substantial fleece with a cozy hood.
- ✓ A comfortable, relaxed unisex fit with practical kangaroo pocket.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is the hood substantial, and does it have drawstrings?
Yes, our hoodie features a generously sized, double-lined hood for extra warmth and structure, complete with durable drawstrings for adjustable comfort and style.
Is this hoodie suitable for wearing casually out, or is it more for lounging at home?
With its premium heavyweight fabric, comfortable fit, and witty design, this hoodie is stylish enough for casual outings while being perfectly cozy for lounging at home.
Will this hoodie be a well-received gift, considering its specific humor?
This hoodie makes a fantastic and memorable gift for anyone with a sense of humor about the holidays; its premium quality ensures it's a cherished item for years to come.
How does the "Tinsel Makes Me Itchy" design integrate with the hoodie's front pocket?
The design is carefully placed above the spacious kangaroo pocket, ensuring the unique textured "tinsel" font is fully visible and not obstructed, maintaining its visual impact.
Does the fabric resist shrinking or fading after washing?
Crafted from a pre-shrunk, high-quality fabric blend, this hoodie is designed to minimize shrinking and resist fading, keeping its size and vibrant design wash after wash.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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