Funny Christmas Long Sleeve Shirt – Tinsel Makes Me Itchy
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton

Funny Christmas Long Sleeve Shirt – Tinsel Makes Me Itchy
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: Large
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 2400 Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not bleach
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Tinsel Makes Me Itchy Typography Long Sleeve
This long sleeve tee offers a knowing nod to a common seasonal sentiment. The phrase "Tinsel Makes Me Itchy" is rendered in a unique, textured font that subtly mimics the very material it references, blending a dry humor with thoughtful design.
Why You'll Love It
- A relatable sentiment, presented with understated graphic design.
- Textured typography provides a unique visual and tactile appeal.
- Printed on a durable, heavyweight blank built for lasting comfort.
- Direct-to-garment printing ensures a custom finish for each edition.
Why We Designed This
We believe a Christmas shirt can be more than just decorative. This design emerged from a desire to capture a shared, slightly wry sentiment of the season, executed on the kind of substantial blank you'd wear any time of year. It’s about a discerning choice, not just a seasonal impulse.
From the journal
The longevity of a well-made tee extends beyond its initial season. A piece chosen for its graphic integrity and quality construction will maintain its character, even as the calendar turns to January.
Perfect For
- The individual seeking quality and understated wit.
- Thoughtful gifting for those who appreciate subtle humor.
- Layered wear that holds its shape and character.
- A relaxed gathering where comfort meets an intelligent statement.
- ✓ The phrase "Tinsel Makes Me Itchy" in a distinctive typography.
- ✓ Textured font visually mimics the fuzzy nature of tinsel.
- ✓ Design rendered in a stark white and black palette.
- ✓ Crafted from a durable, heavyweight cotton for warmth.
- ✓ A comfortable, relaxed unisex fit perfect for layering.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this long sleeve heavy enough for cooler winter days, or is it more of a light layer?
Our long sleeve tee is crafted from a substantial, heavyweight cotton, making it perfect for cooler winter days either on its own or as a comfortable base layer under a jacket or vest.
Does the long sleeve maintain the premium feel and quality of your short-sleeve tees?
Absolutely. This long sleeve is made with the same commitment to premium, heavyweight blanks, ensuring the same gift-shop-quality feel, durability, and comfort you expect from The Christmas Tee.
Would this be a good gift for someone who prefers more coverage than a t-shirt during the holidays?
Yes, this long sleeve is an excellent gift choice, offering both the witty "Tinsel Makes Me Itchy" design and the added warmth and coverage perfect for chilly holiday seasons.
How does the "Tinsel Makes Me Itchy" design appear on a long sleeve, given the larger canvas?
The design is perfectly scaled for the long sleeve, ensuring the unique textured font remains prominent and impactful, beautifully showcasing the illustrator's work on the broader surface.
Does the collar and cuffs hold their shape well after washing?
Yes, designed for durability, the ribbed collar and cuffs are constructed to maintain their shape and integrity, even after numerous washes, ensuring a lasting premium look.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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