Funny Christmas Hoodie – I'm Only Here For The Cookies, Stars
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Funny Christmas Hoodie – I'm Only Here For The Cookies, Stars
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Cookies Lover Quote Hoodie
For ultimate comfort and a clear declaration, this hoodie states your priorities. Bold white typography reads "I'M ONLY HERE FOR THE COOKIES," accented by charming illustrations of chocolate chip cookies and small stars. It’s a warm, direct statement of sweet focus.
Why You'll Love It
- A substantial hoodie for enduring comfort and warmth.
- An original illustration on a premium heavyweight blank.
- Our Direct-to-Garment printing ensures a custom edition.
- Return unworn pieces within thirty days of delivery.
Why We Designed This
We appreciate pieces that offer both warmth and a touch of personality. This hoodie allows the sentiment to be worn through the cooler months, offering a comfortable, considered approach to everyday wear. It’s about finding joy in simple truths.
From the journal
Hoodies are adaptable. Pair this with dark wash denim and clean sneakers for an elevated casual aesthetic that works for weekend errands or a relaxed evening.
Perfect For
- Staying warm during a winter evening stroll.
- Gifting to the friend who loves comfort and a good snack.
- Casual outings where a hood is a welcome addition.
- Relaxing at home with a plate of freshly baked cookies.
- ✓ "I'M ONLY HERE FOR THE COOKIES" in bold white.
- ✓ Sweet chocolate chip cookie and star illustrations.
- ✓ A clear, humorous graphic for the dessert lover.
- ✓ Soft, heavyweight fleece interior for superior warmth.
- ✓ Adjustable hood and front pocket for practical comfort.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the weight and thickness of the hoodie fabric, and does it have a soft interior?
This hoodie is made from a heavyweight, plush cotton-poly blend fleece, offering substantial thickness and exceptional warmth. It features a super soft, brushed interior that feels incredibly cozy against the skin.
Does the hoodie have a drawstring, and what is its quality for gifting?
Yes, the hoodie includes a high-quality, adjustable drawstring for the hood, adding to its functionality and appeal. The overall premium construction makes it an impressive and thoughtful gift for any occasion.
How does the 'I'm Only Here For The Cookies' design look with the added elements of a hood and pocket?
The 'I'm Only Here For The Cookies' design is perfectly integrated, standing out boldly on the chest despite the added elements. The hood and spacious kangaroo pocket enhance the hoodie's cozy appeal without detracting from the fun graphic.
Is the hood lined, and does it add to the overall premium feel of the hoodie?
Yes, the hood is lined with the same soft fleece material, providing extra warmth and a luxurious feel. This attention to detail significantly contributes to the hoodie's overall premium quality and comfort.
What kind of fit does this hoodie offer, and is the front pocket spacious?
This hoodie offers a comfortable, relaxed fit, ideal for layering and ultimate coziness. The front kangaroo pocket is generously spacious, perfect for keeping hands warm or storing small essentials.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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