Funny Christmas Sweatshirt – I'm Only Here For The Cookies, Stars
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Funny Christmas Sweatshirt – I'm Only Here For The Cookies, Stars
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Cookies Lover Quote Sweatshirt
A relaxed declaration for the devoted cookie enthusiast. This crewneck sweatshirt features bold white typography stating "I'M ONLY HERE FOR THE COOKIES," accented with classic chocolate chip cookies and subtle star illustrations. It offers warmth and a clear, sweet intention for cooler days.
Why You'll Love It
- A substantial crewneck for enduring comfort.
- An original illustration on a premium heavyweight blank.
- Our Direct-to-Garment printing ensures a custom edition.
- Return unworn pieces within thirty days of delivery.
Why We Designed This
We believe comfort should never compromise character. This sweatshirt allows for a relaxed approach to seasonal wear, pairing a straightforward, relatable sentiment with a garment built for warmth and longevity. It’s about celebrating simple joys with ease.
From the journal
A heavyweight sweatshirt can be dressed up or down. Layer it over a collared shirt for a more structured look, or wear it simply with jeans for ultimate comfort.
Perfect For
- Cozy evenings by the fireplace with a snack.
- Gifting to the friend who prioritizes comfort and cookies.
- Casual gatherings where warmth is appreciated.
- Wearing through chilly January mornings.
- ✓ "I'M ONLY HERE FOR THE COOKIES" in bold white.
- ✓ Charming chocolate chip cookie and star illustrations.
- ✓ Understated graphic design for the sweet-toothed individual.
- ✓ Plush, heavyweight fleece provides exceptional warmth.
- ✓ Classic crewneck fit offers relaxed, comfortable wear.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the material composition of this sweatshirt, and how heavy is it?
This sweatshirt is made from a heavyweight, cozy cotton-poly blend fleece, designed for maximum warmth and comfort. It has a substantial feel, making it perfect for chilly days and cozy nights during the holiday season.
Is this sweatshirt cozy enough to be a primary gift for someone who loves to lounge?
Absolutely, this sweatshirt is exceptionally cozy and makes a fantastic primary gift for anyone who loves to lounge or stay warm. Its heavyweight fleece and soft interior provide ultimate comfort for relaxing at home or casual outings.
Does the 'I'm Only Here For The Cookies' design feel bulky or blend smoothly with the sweatshirt fabric?
The 'I'm Only Here For The Cookies' design is printed with high-quality techniques that ensure it blends smoothly with the sweatshirt fabric. It won't feel bulky or stiff, maintaining the garment's overall softness and comfort.
How does the heavyweight sweatshirt blank showcase the 'I'm Only Here For The Cookies' illustrations?
The smooth, heavyweight surface of the sweatshirt blank provides an excellent foundation, allowing the 'I'm Only Here For The Cookies' illustrations to stand out boldly and vibrantly. The design looks crisp and detailed, enhancing its visual appeal.
What kind of fit should I expect from this sweatshirt – is it true to size or more oversized?
This sweatshirt offers a comfortable, relaxed fit that tends to be true to size, allowing for easy layering. If you prefer a significantly oversized look for extra coziness, you might consider sizing up.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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