Christmas Movie Hoodie – When Santa Squeezes, Nuthouse
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Christmas Movie Hoodie – When Santa Squeezes, Nuthouse
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Santa Squeezes Jolliest Assholes Hoodie
This hoodie offers an irreverent take on seasonal sentiment with the added comfort of a hood. The bold, circular typography delivers a defiant message, framed by subtle holiday graphics. It is a statement piece for those who appreciate wit and a warm, functional garment.
Why You'll Love It
- The graphic presents a darkly humorous take on classic Christmas narratives.
- Printed on a heavyweight hoodie blank, built to hold its shape and provide warmth.
- Each design is custom printed fresh for you using direct-to-garment methods.
- Its bold typography and understated color palette make a distinct impression.
Why We Designed This
We started The Christmas Tee to offer an alternative to the usual holiday apparel. This design embodies that spirit, providing a counter-narrative to saccharine sentiment. It speaks to a certain kind of honesty, a recognition that the season can be both joyful and, at times, a bit much. We believe a Christmas shirt can be well-made, thoughtfully designed, and still carry a sharp edge.
From the journal
A truly well-made graphic tee transcends its initial season. Consider how a strong, illustrative design like this can integrate into your casual wardrobe long after December, its quality speaking for itself.
Perfect For
- Casual gatherings with friends who appreciate dry humor.
- Making a subtle, yet unmistakable, statement at holiday parties.
- A thoughtful gift for the person who has everything but a laugh.
- Everyday wear when you prefer wit over conventional holiday motifs.
- ✓ Bold, circular typography delivers an unapologetically humorous Christmas message.
- ✓ Stylized snowflakes and holly graphics provide subtle seasonal framing.
- ✓ An irreverent design that stands apart from typical holiday apparel.
- ✓ Crafted from a soft, substantial cotton-poly blend with a cozy fleece lining.
- ✓ A comfortable unisex hoodie fit, complete with an adjustable hood and kangaroo pocket.
Frequently Asked Questions
What's the material and warmth like for this 'When Santa Squeezes' Hoodie?
Our 'When Santa Squeezes' Hoodie is made from a premium heavyweight blend with a soft, brushed fleece interior, providing superior warmth and comfort. It's designed to be your go-to cozy layer for the festive season, perfect for chilly weather.
I'm looking for a fun, casual gift for someone who loves hoodies. Is this a good choice?
Absolutely! This hoodie combines the ultimate in casual comfort with a hilariously irreverent design, making it a perfect and memorable gift for any hoodie enthusiast with a bold sense of humor. It's a statement piece that's also incredibly cozy.
Will Arden Thorne's design be obscured by the hood or pocket on this hoodie?
Arden Thorne's circular design is strategically placed on the chest to ensure it's prominently displayed and not significantly obscured by the hood when down or by the kangaroo pocket. The design's impact remains clear and visible.
Is this hoodie too casual for most holiday gatherings, or can it be worn out?
While a hoodie is inherently casual, the premium quality and unique design of this 'When Santa Squeezes' hoodie allow it to be worn out to relaxed holiday gatherings. It's perfect for a laid-back party where a sense of humor is appreciated.
Does this hoodie have drawstrings in the hood?
Yes, our 'When Santa Squeezes' Hoodie features adjustable drawstrings in the hood, allowing you to cinch it for extra warmth or adjust for a comfortable fit. The drawstrings are designed to be durable and complement the hoodie's overall quality.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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