Christmas Movie Long Sleeve Shirt – When Santa Squeezes, Nuthouse
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Christmas Movie Long Sleeve Shirt – When Santa Squeezes, Nuthouse
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: Large
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 2400 Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not bleach
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Santa Squeezes Jolliest Assholes Long Sleeve
This long sleeve tee offers an irreverent take on seasonal sentiment with added coverage. The bold, circular typography delivers a defiant message, framed by subtle holiday graphics. It is a statement piece for those who appreciate wit and a substantial garment.
Why You'll Love It
- The graphic presents a darkly humorous take on classic Christmas narratives.
- Printed on a heavyweight long sleeve blank, built to hold its shape through many wears.
- Each design is custom printed fresh for you using direct-to-garment methods.
- Its bold typography and understated color palette make a distinct impression.
Why We Designed This
We started The Christmas Tee to offer an alternative to the usual holiday apparel. This design embodies that spirit, providing a counter-narrative to saccharine sentiment. It speaks to a certain kind of honesty, a recognition that the season can be both joyful and, at times, a bit much. We believe a Christmas shirt can be well-made, thoughtfully designed, and still carry a sharp edge.
From the journal
A truly well-made graphic tee transcends its initial season. Consider how a strong, illustrative design like this can integrate into your casual wardrobe long after December, its quality speaking for itself.
Perfect For
- Casual gatherings with friends who appreciate dry humor.
- Making a subtle, yet unmistakable, statement at holiday parties.
- A thoughtful gift for the person who has everything but a laugh.
- Everyday wear when you prefer wit over conventional holiday motifs.
- ✓ Bold, circular typography delivers an unapologetically humorous Christmas message.
- ✓ Stylized snowflakes and holly graphics provide subtle seasonal framing.
- ✓ An irreverent design that stands apart from typical holiday apparel.
- ✓ Crafted from substantial ringspun cotton for warmth and lasting comfort.
- ✓ A classic unisex fit, ideal for layering or standalone wear.
Frequently Asked Questions
What kind of blank is this Long Sleeve tee printed on? Is it warm enough for winter?
Our 'When Santa Squeezes' Long Sleeve is printed on a premium heavyweight cotton blank, offering a substantial feel that provides more warmth than a standard tee. It's perfect for layering during cooler holiday evenings or wearing on its own in milder winter weather.
I'm looking for a unique holiday gift. Is a longsleeve a good option for this design?
A longsleeve with the 'When Santa Squeezes' design makes an excellent and thoughtful holiday gift, especially for those in cooler climates or who appreciate year-round comfort. It offers both the bold humor and practical warmth for the festive season.
How does Arden Thorne's circular design look on a longsleeve shirt?
Arden Thorne's circular design is prominently featured on the chest of the longsleeve, ensuring the irreverent message and festive graphics are highly visible. The longer sleeves provide additional canvas for the garment's overall aesthetic, maintaining the design's impact.
Is the longsleeve too casual, or can it be dressed up a bit for a holiday gathering?
While inherently casual, the premium heavyweight quality of our longsleeve allows it to be dressed up. Pair it with dark wash jeans, chinos, or even under a blazer or vest for a festive yet sophisticated look that still showcases its unique humor.
What are the cuffs like on this Long Sleeve tee?
Our Long Sleeve tee features comfortable, ribbed cuffs that provide a secure and stylish fit around the wrists. This detail helps maintain the shape of the sleeves and adds to the overall premium feel of the garment.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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