Sarcastic Christmas Long Sleeve Shirt – Silent Nights Don't Exist, Tr…
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Sarcastic Christmas Long Sleeve Shirt – Silent Nights Don't Exist, Tr…
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: Large
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 2400 Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not bleach
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Silent Nights Don't Exist Christmas Long Sleeve
This long sleeve offers a considered take on seasonal wear, featuring a graphic that speaks to the actual rhythm of December. White, hand-drawn lettering and subtle elements provide a knowing statement. It is a layering piece for those who appreciate both comfort and quiet wit.
Why You'll Love It
- A witty typographic design that resonates with the reality of the season.
- The long sleeve offers an ideal layering piece for cooler days.
- Printed on a heavyweight blank, built to maintain its shape.
- Each edition is custom printed fresh for you using direct-to-garment methods.
Why We Designed This
Our aim at The Christmas Tee is to create pieces that are both well-made and genuinely reflective of the season's experiences. This long sleeve, with its honest message, offers comfort and a knowing nod to the busy days and full evenings. It is a piece for the true December narrative.
From the journal
A well-chosen long sleeve can serve as a versatile layering piece. Wear it under a flannel shirt or a light jacket for added warmth without sacrificing personal style, extending its utility beyond the immediate season.
Perfect For
- Thoughtful layering on cooler evenings.
- A comfortable option for relaxed weekends.
- Gifting to a friend who appreciates a dry wit.
- Everyday wear during the busiest time of year.
- ✓ Features white, hand-drawn lettering stating "Silent Nights DON'T Exist!".
- ✓ Includes small, decorative snowflakes, a Christmas tree, and dots.
- ✓ A witty typographic illustration for a discerning aesthetic.
- ✓ A standard fit long sleeve crafted from heavyweight cotton.
- ✓ Provides comfortable coverage and holds its shape through many wears.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is the long sleeve blank also heavyweight, and does it offer good warmth for cooler weather?
Yes, our Long Sleeve tee is also crafted on a substantial, heavyweight blank, providing excellent warmth and comfort, making it an ideal choice for cooler autumn and winter days during the busy holiday season.
Would this long sleeve be a versatile gift that can be worn beyond just Christmas Day?
Absolutely. The winter-themed design, combined with the practicality of a long sleeve, makes it a versatile gift perfect for wearing throughout the entire cold season, not just Christmas.
How does the 'Silent Nights DON'T Exist!' design appear on the larger canvas of a long sleeve tee?
The design is perfectly scaled for the long sleeve tee, ensuring the white hand-drawn lettering and festive elements remain prominent and charming, creating a balanced and appealing look.
Does the long sleeve format allow for any additional design elements or a different visual impact?
While the core design remains centered on the chest, the long sleeve provides a fuller canvas that emphasizes the cozy, winter-ready feel, complementing the hand-drawn holiday message beautifully.
Is this long sleeve suitable for layering under a vest or jacket for outdoor holiday activities?
Yes, its comfortable fit and quality fabric make it perfect for layering. It provides an extra layer of warmth that's ideal for outdoor holiday activities like tree shopping or festive markets.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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