Sarcastic Christmas Women's Shirt – Fake Tree, Real Attitude
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Sarcastic Christmas Women's Shirt – Fake Tree, Real Attitude
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies Fit
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 5000L Women's Midweight Cotton Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Womens fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not bleach
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Fake Tree Attitude Ladies Tee
A bold graphic statement for the season. This ladies fit tee features the text "FAKE TREE, REAL ATTITUDE" within a stylized Christmas tree silhouette, accented by subtle snowflakes and dots. It’s a modern take on holiday expression, designed for a comfortable, flattering fit.
Why You'll Love It
- Our premium heavyweight cotton ensures a noticeable quality difference.
- Distinctive graphic statement provides quiet humor for the recipient.
- Ladies fit offers a tailored, comfortable silhouette.
- A thoughtful gift that can be worn well into January.
Why We Designed This
I started The Christmas Tee to offer an alternative to disposable holiday wear. This design speaks to that directly. It’s about embracing the season on your own terms, without pretense or fuss. A real attitude for a real life December, printed on a substantial blank meant to last beyond the immediate season.
From the journal
When selecting a gift, consider longevity. A well-made piece like this, featuring a graphic that retains its relevance, ensures the recipient will appreciate its quality and style far past December. It is a piece for many seasons.
Perfect For
- A thoughtful gift for a discerning friend.
- Someone who appreciates a modern holiday statement.
- Adding a unique piece to a winter wardrobe.
- Daily wear throughout the cooler months.
- ✓ Bold typography "FAKE TREE, REAL ATTITUDE" within a tree silhouette.
- ✓ Stylized graphic includes subtle snowflakes and a single star.
- ✓ Clean white design stands out against the garment color.
- ✓ Constructed from durable heavyweight cotton.
- ✓ Tailored ladies fit provides a comfortable, flattering shape.
Frequently Asked Questions
How does the fit of the Ladies Tee differ from the unisex options?
Our Ladies Tee is specifically cut for a more feminine silhouette, typically featuring a slightly tapered waist, shorter sleeves, and a wider neckline compared to our unisex styles. It's designed to offer a flattering yet comfortable fit.
Is the 'Fake Tree Real Attitude' design too bold for a ladies' cut, or is it still stylish?
The 'Fake Tree Real Attitude' design on our Ladies Tee is perfectly balanced. The bold graphic makes a playful statement, while the flattering cut ensures it remains stylish and chic, rather than overwhelming. It's a fantastic gift for a fashion-forward woman.
Is the fabric of the Ladies Tee as high quality as the unisex heavyweight blanks?
Yes, our Ladies Tees maintain the same commitment to quality, crafted from a soft, premium cotton blend that offers excellent comfort and drape. While the cut is different, the blank quality is consistently high, designed for lasting wear.
Will the 'Fake Tree Real Attitude' graphic appear proportionate on the smaller dimensions of a Ladies Tee?
Absolutely. The 'Fake Tree Real Attitude' graphic is carefully scaled to ensure it remains proportionate and impactful on the Ladies Tee's dimensions. It's designed to perfectly complement the feminine cut without losing any of its charm or clarity.
What's the best way to determine the right size for the Ladies Tee?
We recommend consulting our size chart, which provides specific measurements for the Ladies Tee. If you're between sizes or prefer a slightly looser fit, consider sizing up, as these are designed for a more tailored look.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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