Sarcastic Christmas Long Sleeve Shirt – Fake Tree, Real Attitude
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Sarcastic Christmas Long Sleeve Shirt – Fake Tree, Real Attitude
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: Large
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 2400 Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not bleach
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Fake Tree Attitude Long Sleeve
A bold graphic statement for the season. This long sleeve tee features the text "FAKE TREE, REAL ATTITUDE" within a stylized Christmas tree silhouette, accented by subtle snowflakes and dots. It’s a modern take on holiday expression, offering extra coverage for cooler days.
Why You'll Love It
- Substantial heavyweight cotton provides warmth and durability.
- Distinctive graphic statement offers quiet humor.
- Long sleeves provide comfortable, seasonal coverage.
- Built to hold its shape through many seasons.
Why We Designed This
I started The Christmas Tee to offer an alternative to disposable holiday wear. This design speaks to that directly. It’s about embracing the season on your own terms, without pretense or fuss. A real attitude for a real life December, printed on a substantial blank meant to last beyond the immediate season.
From the journal
Consider how a graphic piece with a specific message can translate across different occasions. A statement tee like this moves beyond a single event, fitting into daily wear well into January. Pair it with denim or under an open button-down.
Perfect For
- Daily wear through the winter months.
- Gifting to someone with a dry wit.
- Your December casual rotation.
- A thoughtful wardrobe addition.
- ✓ Bold typography "FAKE TREE, REAL ATTITUDE" within a tree silhouette.
- ✓ Stylized graphic includes subtle snowflakes and a single star.
- ✓ Clean white design stands out against the garment color.
- ✓ Constructed from durable heavyweight long sleeve cotton.
- ✓ Standard unisex fit provides comfortable coverage.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is the long sleeve blank also heavyweight like your tees, and is it suitable for colder weather?
Yes, our long sleeve blanks maintain the same heavyweight quality as our premium tees, offering substantial warmth and durability. They are perfect for layering or as a comfortable stand-alone top in cooler autumn and winter weather.
Can this 'Fake Tree Real Attitude' long sleeve be worn comfortably throughout the entire winter season, not just Christmas?
Absolutely. While it has a Christmas theme, the 'Fake Tree Real Attitude' design is witty and stylish enough for general winter wear. The warmth of the long sleeve makes it a cozy choice from late fall through early spring.
Would this long sleeve make a practical yet fun gift for someone who lives in a colder climate?
Definitely! This long sleeve combines the cozy warmth needed for colder climates with a unique, humorous 'Fake Tree Real Attitude' graphic. It's a thoughtful and practical gift that will be appreciated throughout the winter.
Does the 'Fake Tree Real Attitude' graphic appear centered and prominent on the long sleeve shirt?
Yes, the 'FAKE TREE, REAL ATTITUDE' graphic is expertly placed and sized to be a prominent focal point on the front of the long sleeve shirt, ensuring the illustrator's design is showcased clearly and effectively.
How do the sleeves fit on the Long Sleeve shirt – are they snug or relaxed?
Our Long Sleeve shirts are designed with a comfortable, relaxed fit in the sleeves, allowing for ease of movement and comfortable layering. They are not overly snug, providing a classic, comfortable silhouette.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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