Funny Christmas Baby Onesie – Christmas Calories Don't Count, Right?

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✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton

Christmas Calories Don't Count Right Baby Onesie in Black
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New Arrival

Color: Black

Size: 6-12 Months

Style:Youth Tee (6-12)Toddler Tee (2T-5T)Baby Onesie

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Printed in the USA
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Ships in 3–6 days
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Easy returns
Product Details & Specs
Blank
Rabbit Skins 4424 Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit
Fabric
Cotton
Fit
Infant fit
Print Method
Direct-to-garment (DTG)
Print Location
Front center chest
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold gentle cycle
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not iron snaps
🌊Cold Wash
🔄Tumble Low
🚫No Bleach
♨️No Iron Print
Shipping & Production
  • Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
  • Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
  • Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
  • Free shipping on all orders over $75
  • All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
  • 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
  • Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
  • We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
  • Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange

The Adorable Christmas Calories Baby Onesie

Celebrate the season with our charming Baby Onesie, featuring a humorous take on holiday indulgence. The crisp white typography, "Christmas Calories don't count.. Right?", is subtly accented with delicate snowflakes and classic ornaments. This piece brings a sweet, lighthearted sentiment to your infant's wardrobe, crafted for comfort and easy care.

Why You'll Love It

  • The playful design offers a humorous, sweet message for infants.
  • Printed on a soft, durable baby blank built for comfort and easy changes.
  • Every edition is custom printed fresh for you with direct-to-garment precision.
  • The design's clean aesthetic ensures it can be worn beyond December.

Why We Designed This

We extend our commitment to quality and thoughtful design to our smallest pieces. This onesie was created to offer a gentle, humorous sentiment that new parents will appreciate for its understated charm and durable construction. It’s about providing a comfortable, well-made garment that captures a bit of seasonal fun for infants.

From the journal

For infant wear, the paramount considerations are softness, safety, and practicality. Our onesies are selected for their gentle feel against delicate skin, secure closures, and ease of washing. This design’s subtle humor makes it a charming and versatile addition to a baby’s first wardrobe, suitable for all seasonal moments and everyday comfort.

Perfect For

  • Comfortable everyday wear for infants.
  • First family photos during the holidays.
  • Gifting to new parents with a sense of humor.
  • Playful seasonal gatherings.
  • Adorable typography design with a sweet holiday sentiment.
  • Features delicate white snowflakes and classic ornaments.
  • A clean, age-appropriate design for infants.
  • Crafted on a soft, durable cotton baby onesie.
  • Infant fit provides comfortable movement and easy changes.
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Frequently Asked Questions

Is the onesie material gentle enough for a baby's delicate skin?

Yes, this baby onesie is made from super-soft, breathable cotton, ensuring it's exceptionally gentle and comfortable against a baby's delicate and sensitive skin. Prioritizing their comfort is key.

Does it have convenient snap closures for easy diaper changes?

Absolutely. This onesie features practical snap closures at the bottom, making diaper changes quick and hassle-free for parents, allowing more time for holiday snuggles.

Will the 'Christmas Calories' design look adorable on a baby for holiday pictures?

Without a doubt! The 'Christmas Calories don't count.. Right?' design, with its cute snowflakes and ornaments, looks incredibly adorable on a baby, making it perfect for memorable holiday photos.

Is the onesie durable enough to last through multiple washes and baby adventures?

Designed for durability, this onesie is made to withstand the rigors of baby life, including frequent washes and all their tiny adventures, maintaining its softness and charm.

Could this be a unique and funny gift for new parents celebrating baby's first Christmas?

It's an ideal gift! This onesie combines humor with premium quality, making it a unique and thoughtful present for new parents celebrating their baby's first Christmas, sure to bring smiles.

How long does shipping take?

Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.

What is your return policy?

We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.

Will the print fade or crack?

We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.

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