Funny Christmas Long Sleeve Shirt – Christmas Calories Don't Count, R…
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Funny Christmas Long Sleeve Shirt – Christmas Calories Don't Count, R…
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: Large
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 2400 Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not bleach
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Thoughtful Christmas Calories Longsleeve Gift
Present a gift that combines humor with premium quality: our Christmas Calories Long Sleeve. The precise white typography, "Christmas Calories don't count.. Right?", is framed by subtle snowflakes and classic ornaments. This piece, designed by an illustrator and printed on heavyweight cotton, ensures the recipient will notice the difference in craftsmanship and feel.
Why You'll Love It
- The playful design offers a humorous, relatable take on holiday indulgence.
- Printed on a substantial long sleeve blank built to hold its shape.
- Every edition is custom printed fresh for you with direct-to-garment precision.
- The design's clean aesthetic ensures wearability well into January.
Why We Designed This
Our brand was founded on the idea that Christmas apparel could be both artful and enduring. This long sleeve embodies that ethos, offering a witty sentiment on a quality canvas. It is a piece designed to be appreciated for its quiet humor and its superior feel, making it a gift that truly stands apart.
From the journal
When considering a gift, the quality of the blank is as important as the design itself. A heavyweight cotton long sleeve offers a tactile experience that conveys thoughtfulness. It speaks to a gift that is meant to last, to be worn and enjoyed beyond the initial unwrapping, extending its value through the season.
Perfect For
- A discerning friend or family member.
- Adding a layer of warmth for cold weather.
- Understated holiday gatherings.
- Wearing for casual comfort on a winter day.
- ✓ Humorous typography design for a lighthearted seasonal touch.
- ✓ Features delicate white snowflakes and classic ornaments.
- ✓ A clean, versatile design suitable for extended winter wear.
- ✓ Crafted from heavyweight cotton for warmth and durability.
- ✓ Unisex fit provides a comfortable, relaxed coverage.
Frequently Asked Questions
How thick is the fabric on this long sleeve tee – is it suitable for layering in colder weather?
This long sleeve tee is made from a substantial, heavyweight cotton, offering more warmth than a standard t-shirt. It's ideal for layering under jackets or vests, providing comfortable warmth during cooler holiday weather.
Will the 'Christmas Calories' design be visible when worn under a vest or jacket?
Yes, the design is prominently placed on the chest, ensuring it remains clearly visible even when layered. The humorous message and festive elements will still shine through.
Is the cuff comfortable and not too restrictive for all-day wear?
The cuffs are designed for comfort, offering a snug yet flexible fit that won't feel restrictive. They hold their shape well, making this long sleeve comfortable for all-day wear during holiday activities.
Could this long sleeve tee be a practical yet funny gift for someone celebrating Christmas in a colder climate?
Absolutely! Its added warmth combined with the cheerful 'Christmas Calories' design makes it a thoughtful and practical gift for anyone in a colder climate, offering both comfort and a good laugh.
Does the heavyweight blank maintain its shape well after washing, especially with the longer sleeves?
Yes, the heavyweight blank is chosen for its superior quality and ability to maintain its shape, even after multiple washes. The sleeves will retain their length and fit, ensuring lasting wear.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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