Funny Christmas Long Sleeve Shirt – All I Want Is Carbs And Silence
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Funny Christmas Long Sleeve Shirt – All I Want Is Carbs And Silence
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: Large
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 2400 Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not bleach
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
All I Want Is Carbs And Silence Long Sleeve
The 'All I Want Is Carbs And Silence' Long Sleeve offers extended comfort for cooler days. This design’s bold typography and subtle illustrations make a clear statement for those who value quiet moments and simple indulgences.
Why You'll Love It
- Provides extra warmth and coverage for the cooler season.
- Heavyweight cotton ensures a durable and substantial feel.
- Its understated design makes it suitable for wear well into the new year.
- A comfortable layer for expressing a universal desire for peace.
Why We Designed This
We believe in offering designs that resonate with real life, not just fleeting trends. This long sleeve provides the perfect canvas for a sentiment that speaks to many – a desire for quiet comfort, especially as the days grow shorter.
From the journal
Layering is an art, and a quality long sleeve is the foundation. Pair this piece under a chore coat or over a thin base layer to adapt to changing temperatures while maintaining a considered aesthetic.
Perfect For
- Crisp morning walks.
- Relaxed evenings by the fireplace.
- Thoughtful gifting for the comfort-seeker.
- Any day requiring an extra layer of quiet comfort.
- ✓ Bold, white typography for a direct and relatable message.
- ✓ Subtle illustrations like candy cane and cake add a gentle touch.
- ✓ A declaration for personal comfort and calm moments.
- ✓ Heavyweight cotton provides warmth and lasting durability.
- ✓ Classic unisex long sleeve fit for versatile layering.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this long sleeve tee warm enough for cooler holiday weather, or is it more of a layering piece?
This long sleeve tee is made from a comfortable cotton fabric that offers a good balance of warmth for cooler weather and breathability, making it excellent for both standalone wear and as a cozy layering piece.
How does the unisex fit of the long sleeve translate, especially for someone who prefers a relaxed but not baggy feel?
Our unisex long sleeve is designed for a comfortable, relaxed fit that isn't overly baggy. It provides ample room for movement while maintaining a stylish drape, ideal for the Considered Self-Buyer who values comfort and construction.
I'm buying this as a gift; will the 'Carbs and Silence' design stand out well on a long sleeve, or is it subtle?
The bold white typography and charming illustrations are designed to stand out clearly on the long sleeve, making the humorous message easily visible and appreciated, perfect for a memorable gift.
Will the sleeves be too long or too short for average arm lengths, and do they have cuffs?
The sleeves are designed with a comfortable length that accommodates average arm lengths, and they feature ribbed cuffs for a snug fit that helps keep warmth in and prevents them from riding up.
Is the fabric of this long sleeve soft enough for all-day wear during quiet holiday relaxation?
Yes, crafted from soft cotton, this long sleeve tee is incredibly comfortable for all-day wear, making it perfect for lounging, holiday movie marathons, or any quiet moment you desire during the festive season.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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