Santa Christmas Hoodie – Merry Kissmyass, Winking Santa
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton

Santa Christmas Hoodie – Merry Kissmyass, Winking Santa
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The santa kissmyass christmas hoodie
Make a comfortable yet bold seasonal statement with this premium hoodie, featuring Santa Claus in an irreverent, modern illustration. The design captures Santa with a subtle wink and sunglasses, his traditional suit paired with direct typography. It is a substantial, high-quality garment for those who appreciate unique graphics on a cozy, heavyweight blank, complete with a functional hood.
Why You'll Love It
- A playful Santa illustration with a modern, irreverent edge.
- Crisp black and white design for versatile styling.
- Heavyweight fleece construction offers warmth and durability.
- Custom printed direct-to-garment for lasting detail.
Why We Designed This
We created The Christmas Tee to offer substantial, illustrator-driven apparel that stands apart. This hoodie, with its confident Santa, embodies that ethos. It provides the warmth and quality expected from a premium blank, while delivering a graphic that is both artful and distinctly expressive, designed for enduring appeal and comfort.
From the journal
A quality hoodie is essential for cooler weather. Layer this graphic piece over a simple tee or under a heavier jacket. Its substantial feel and unique design make it suitable for a brisk walk or a relaxed evening, offering comfort and style well past December.
Perfect For
- Making an unexpected statement during colder months.
- Gifting to a friend who values comfort and unique graphics.
- Wearing as a year-round graphic with added warmth.
- Relaxed outings or quiet evenings at home.
- ✓ Winking Santa Claus illustration with cool sunglasses.
- ✓ Bold 'MERRY Kissmyass' typography creates a playful message.
- ✓ Distinct black and white color palette for a graphic look.
- ✓ Heavyweight 8 oz fleece blend for warmth and softness.
- ✓ Comfortable unisex fit with a functional drawstring hood.
Frequently Asked Questions
How thick and warm is this hoodie, and is it suitable for really cold weather?
This hoodie is made from a substantial, heavyweight blend fabric, offering excellent warmth and comfort. It's perfect for chilly days and can be layered for colder conditions, providing cozy protection.
Will the hood obscure the 'Merry Kiss My Ass Santa' design when worn?
No, the 'Merry Kiss My Ass Santa' illustration is strategically placed on the front of the hoodie to ensure it remains prominently visible and impactful, even when the hood is down or worn.
Does this hoodie have a soft interior lining, and does it pill easily?
Our hoodies feature a soft, brushed fleece interior for ultimate comfort and warmth. We select high-quality blend fabrics that are resistant to pilling, ensuring lasting softness and appearance.
Is this hoodie a good gift for someone who likes unique Christmas apparel with an edge?
Absolutely. Combining a premium heavyweight hoodie with the bold, illustrator-driven 'Merry Kiss My Ass Santa' design makes it an exceptional and memorable gift for anyone who appreciates quirky, high-quality holiday wear.
What kind of drawstrings and pockets does this hoodie have?
This hoodie features durable, color-matched drawstrings for the hood and a spacious front kangaroo pocket, offering both functional warmth and a classic, comfortable style.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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