Santa Christmas Hoodie – Merry Kissmyass, Cocktail Santa
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton

Santa Christmas Hoodie – Merry Kissmyass, Cocktail Santa
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Merry Kissmyass Santa Christmas Hoodie
This hoodie features a modern Santa illustration, ideal for those who prefer their holiday spirit with a knowing wink. The design showcases a relaxed Claus with a cocktail and sunglasses, paired with bold text. It offers a fresh, irreverent take on seasonal comfort.
Why You'll Love It
- Heavyweight fleece provides exceptional warmth and durability.
- Features a distinctive, illustrator-driven Santa Claus design.
- Adjustable hood offers added protection and casual style.
- The "Merry Kissmyass" text provides a touch of dry humor.
Why We Designed This
We believe Christmas apparel can be both expressive and well-made. This design, with its confident Santa and direct sentiment, speaks to that desire for something authentic. It’s a piece for those who appreciate the season on their own terms, without pretense, crafted for lasting comfort.
From the journal
A well-made hoodie becomes a staple, not just a seasonal item. Our heavyweight blanks ensure this piece will hold its shape and softness through countless washes, making it a reliable choice for cold December mornings and beyond into the new year.
Perfect For
- The individual seeking an understated holiday statement.
- Gifting to a friend with a dry sense of humor.
- Casual wear through the entire winter season.
- Comfort on cold evenings by the fire.
- ✓ A stylized Santa Claus illustration, complete with sunglasses and a cocktail.
- ✓ Bold "MERRY Kissmyass" typography integrated into the graphic.
- ✓ Design in a clean white and black palette for versatile wear.
- ✓ Heavyweight hoodie fleece offers warmth and a substantial feel.
- ✓ Unisex fit with an adjustable hood for versatile wear.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does the 'Merry Kissmyass Santa' design fit well on the front of the hoodie, considering the pocket?
Yes, the design is carefully positioned and scaled to ensure it displays beautifully above the kangaroo pocket, maintaining its full impact and visibility.
Is this hoodie a true heavyweight, and what's the quality of the hood and drawstrings like?
Our hoodie is indeed a premium heavyweight fleece, offering superior warmth. The hood is generously sized and double-lined for comfort, complemented by high-quality, durable drawstrings.
For an Illustrator's Follower, does the design's intricate detail remain clear on a hoodie's texture?
Absolutely. The printing process is optimized for our heavyweight fleece, ensuring that all the intricate details of the Santa illustration and the bold text remain sharp and vibrant.
Can this 'Merry Kissmyass Santa' hoodie be worn casually around the house or out for holiday events?
This versatile hoodie is perfect for both! Its premium quality and unique design make it stylish enough for casual holiday outings, while its comfort makes it ideal for relaxing at home.
As a gift, will this hoodie be perceived as a high-quality, thoughtful item rather than just a novelty?
Definitely. The premium heavyweight construction, soft interior, and exclusive illustrator-driven design elevate this hoodie far beyond a novelty item, making it a truly thoughtful and appreciated gift.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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