Funny Christmas Women's Shirt – Carbs And Silence, Gift Boxes

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✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton

All I Want Is Carbs And Silence Ladies Tee in Black
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New Arrival

Color: Black

Size: Large

Style:Classic SoftPremiumComfortLadies

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Printed in the USA
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Ships in 3–6 days
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Easy returns
Product Details & Specs
Blank
Gildan 5000L Women's Midweight Cotton Tee
Fabric
Cotton
Fit
Womens fit
Print Method
Direct-to-garment (DTG)
Print Location
Front center chest
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash warm with like colors
  • Tumble dry medium
  • Do not bleach
🌊Cold Wash
🔄Tumble Low
🚫No Bleach
♨️No Iron Print
Shipping & Production
  • Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
  • Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
  • Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
  • Free shipping on all orders over $75
  • All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
  • 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
  • Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
  • We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
  • Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange

The Carbs And Silence Ladies Tee: A Quiet Statement

For the woman who values her peace and quiet, this Ladies Tee presents "ALL I WANT IS CARBS AND SILENCE" in bold white lettering. Adorned with subtle Christmas illustrations, it's a design that speaks to personal comfort and a gentle approach to the season, all on a blank tailored for a modern fit.

Why You'll Love It

  • A tailored fit provides a flattering silhouette.
  • The message offers a relatable declaration for quiet moments.
  • Soft, durable cotton ensures comfort and lasting quality.
  • Direct-to-garment printing keeps the white design crisp.

Why We Designed This

There's a gentle rebellion in seeking stillness when the world demands noise. This design emerged from the desire to offer a piece that acknowledges the quiet strength in choosing calm, in finding comfort in simple pleasures. It’s for those who appreciate the season but prefer their celebration to be a personal, unhurried affair, perhaps with a warm plate and a good book.

From the journal

Creating a personal retreat doesn't require a grand gesture. Sometimes, it's about curating small moments: a quiet morning with a cup of tea, a walk in the crisp air, or simply finding a pocket of silence away from the day's demands. These small acts of self-care replenish us.

Perfect For

  • Women who appreciate a subtle, meaningful graphic tee.
  • Gifting to a friend who enjoys quiet time.
  • Layering under cardigans for relaxed, comfortable style.
  • Wearing beyond December for year-round appeal.
  • Bold white text expresses a preference for comfort and calm.
  • Delicate Christmas illustrations add a touch of seasonal charm.
  • A design celebrating personal space and simple joys.
  • Ladies fit provides a flattering, modern silhouette.
  • Soft, quality fabric ensures comfortable wear and a graceful drape.
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Frequently Asked Questions

What is the fit like on this Ladies Tee? Is it a flattering cut for a variety of body types, making it a safe gift?

Our Ladies Tee is designed with a modern, semi-fitted cut that is both comfortable and flattering. It offers a graceful drape without being too tight, making it a versatile and safe choice for gifting across various body types.

Does this Ladies Tee offer a more tailored fit that would allow me to dress the design up or down for holiday events?

Yes, the tailored yet comfortable fit of our Ladies Tee makes it incredibly versatile. You can easily dress it up with a skirt and accessories for a holiday gathering or keep it casual with jeans for a relaxed festive look.

How does the fabric of the Ladies Tee feel in terms of softness and drape, especially considering it's a premium brand?

As a premium brand, our Ladies Tee uses a high-quality fabric that is exceptionally soft against the skin. It offers a beautiful, fluid drape that feels luxurious and moves gracefully, ensuring both comfort and style.

Is the design scaled appropriately for the Ladies Tee, ensuring all the delicate Christmas elements are visible?

Absolutely. The design is carefully scaled to complement the proportions of the Ladies Tee. All the delicate Christmas elements are clearly visible and beautifully integrated, maintaining the charm and humor of the original artwork.

Would the 'Carbs and Silence' message resonate well with a woman looking for a humorous and comfortable Christmas outfit?

Definitely! The 'Carbs and Silence' message is widely relatable and often elicits a knowing smile, making it perfect for a woman seeking a blend of humor and comfort in her Christmas outfit. It's a fun, lighthearted statement for the holidays.

How long does shipping take?

Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.

What is your return policy?

We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.

Will the print fade or crack?

We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.

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