Christmas Movie Long Sleeve Shirt – Jolliest Asshole, Santa Hat

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✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton

Nuthouse Christmas Asshole Long Sleeve in Black
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New Arrival

Color: Black

Size: Large

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Printed in the USA
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Ships in 3–6 days
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Easy returns
Product Details & Specs
Blank
Gildan 2400 Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee
Fabric
Cotton
Fit
Unisex fit
Print Method
Direct-to-garment (DTG)
Print Location
Front center chest
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash warm with like colors
  • Tumble dry medium
  • Do not bleach
🌊Cold Wash
🔄Tumble Low
🚫No Bleach
♨️No Iron Print
Shipping & Production
  • Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
  • Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
  • Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
  • Free shipping on all orders over $75
  • All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
  • 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
  • Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
  • We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
  • Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange

The Nuthouse Christmas Quote Long Sleeve

This long sleeve edition features bold, retro-inspired typography declaring 'JOLLIEST ASSHOLE THIS SIDE OF THE NUTHOUSE'. A Santa hat and scattered stars complete the design. It is a direct graphic statement, presented on a substantial, comfortable blank.

Why You'll Love It

  • A substantial 6.1 oz ringspun cotton provides warmth and durability.
  • Ribbed cuffs offer a refined finish and secure fit.
  • Direct-to-garment printing ensures the design is sharp and lasting.
  • A bold declaration for the season, presented with graphic strength.

Why We Designed This

A long sleeve tee offers versatility for cooler months, and we believe it should carry the same quality as our short sleeve editions. This design provides a direct, honest statement for those who appreciate candor. We chose a heavyweight blank to ensure this piece feels substantial and enduring, a thoughtful addition to any winter wardrobe, moving beyond the fleeting nature of typical holiday prints.

From the journal

The utility of a quality long sleeve extends its wear well beyond the immediate season. Its ability to layer comfortably makes it a foundational piece for varying temperatures. A substantial cotton, like this one, ensures it holds its shape and character through consistent use, becoming a trusted item.

Perfect For

  • Individuals who appreciate substantial layering pieces.
  • Wearing to casual outdoor events in cooler weather.
  • Making a clear, personal statement with a touch of warmth.
  • The discerning individual with a preference for dry wit.
  • Bold, retro-inspired typography makes a direct statement.
  • Design includes a classic Santa hat and scattered star elements.
  • Irreverent graphic text: 'JOLLIEST ASSHOLE THIS SIDE OF THE NUTHOUSE'.
  • Heavyweight 6.1 oz ringspun cotton offers warmth and substance.
  • Unisex standard fit with ribbed cuffs for comfortable layering.
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Frequently Asked Questions

Is the 'heavyweight cotton' of this long sleeve comparable to the standard t-shirt blank, and how does it wear for layering?

Yes, this long sleeve is made from comparable heavyweight 100% cotton to our standard tees, offering excellent durability and warmth. It's substantial enough to be worn on its own but also layers comfortably under jackets or vests without feeling bulky.

Does the long sleeve design allow for comfortable movement, especially when worn under jackets or vests?

Designed with a classic, comfortable fit, this long sleeve allows for a full range of motion. The heavyweight cotton is substantial yet flexible, ensuring ease of movement whether worn alone or as part of a layered outfit.

Would this long sleeve be a good gift for someone who prefers more coverage or lives in a colder climate?

Absolutely! The heavyweight cotton and full arm coverage make this long sleeve an excellent gift for those who appreciate extra warmth or live in cooler regions. It's both practical and humorously stylish for the holidays.

Is the design placed prominently on the chest, or is there a back print option for this long sleeve?

The 'Jolliest Asshole' design is prominently featured on the front chest of the long sleeve, ensuring maximum visibility for your festive, sarcastic statement. Currently, a back print option is not available for this design.

Are the cuffs on the long sleeve ribbed, and do they hold their shape well after washing?

Yes, the long sleeve features durable ribbed cuffs that are designed to hold their shape exceptionally well through repeated wear and washing, providing a neat finish and added warmth.

How long does shipping take?

Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.

What is your return policy?

We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.

Will the print fade or crack?

We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.

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