Christmas Movie Youth Shirt – Jolliest Asshole, Santa Hat

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✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton

Nuthouse Christmas Asshole Youth T-Shirt in Black
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Color: Black

Size: Medium

Style:Youth Tee (6-12)Toddler Tee (2T-5T)Baby Onesie

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Printed in the USA
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Ships in 3–6 days
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Easy returns
Product Details & Specs
Blank
Bella+Canvas 3001Y Youth Short Sleeve Tee
Fabric
Cotton
Fit
Youth fit
Print Method
Direct-to-garment (DTG)
Print Location
Front center chest
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold inside out
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not iron over decoration
🌊Cold Wash
🔄Tumble Low
🚫No Bleach
♨️No Iron Print
Shipping & Production
  • Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
  • Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
  • Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
  • Free shipping on all orders over $75
  • All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
  • 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
  • Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
  • We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
  • Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange

The Nuthouse Christmas Quote Youth Tee

This youth edition carries the bold, retro-inspired typography: 'JOLLIEST ASSHOLE THIS SIDE OF THE NUTHOUSE'. A classic Santa hat and scattered stars complete the graphic. It is a statement piece for the young individual whose parents appreciate a certain kind of humor.

Why You'll Love It

  • A quality cotton blank, designed to withstand the energy of active youth.
  • Direct-to-garment printing ensures the graphic remains sharp and vibrant.
  • A visually engaging design with retro typography and classic seasonal elements.
  • A unique graphic piece that stands apart from typical children's holiday wear.

Why We Designed This

We believe in offering substantial apparel, even for the younger set. This design, while making a direct statement, is rendered with graphic strength. We wanted to provide a quality base for those who appreciate design that extends beyond the conventional, ensuring the garment itself is built to last through the season and beyond.

From the journal

A well-made youth tee, especially one on a proper cotton blank, offers wearability far beyond December. Its robust construction allows it to be a staple through winter and into spring, pairing easily with other pieces without feeling overtly seasonal.

Perfect For

  • The child of parents with a discerning, dry sense of humor.
  • A unique gift that prioritizes both quality and graphic interest.
  • Wearing for casual family gatherings that appreciate a bold statement.
  • A substantial piece for everyday wear through cooler months.
  • Bold, retro-inspired typography provides visual interest.
  • Design includes a classic Santa hat and scattered star elements.
  • Irreverent graphic text: 'JOLLIEST ASSHOLE THIS SIDE OF THE NUTHOUSE'.
  • Soft, durable cotton blank built for active youth wear.
  • Comfortable youth fit ensures ease of movement and play.
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Frequently Asked Questions

Is this 'Nuthouse Christmas Asshole' design truly appropriate for a youth-sized tee, considering the language?

This design contains adult humor and is intended for older youth with parental discretion, or as a humorous, tongue-in-cheek gift where the context is understood. It's not typically recommended for young children.

What is the recommended age range for this youth tee, given the sarcastic phrase?

Due to the sarcastic and adult-oriented phrase, this youth tee is generally recommended for teenagers or older youth (ages 12+) whose guardians deem the humor appropriate for their personality and context.

How does the youth tee's sizing compare to standard children's clothing brands?

Our youth tee sizing is designed to align with standard children's apparel sizes. We recommend checking our size chart for specific measurements to ensure the best fit for your older youth.

Is the cotton soft and breathable enough for active kids, and is it preshrunk?

Yes, the youth tee is made from soft, breathable 100% cotton, ensuring comfort for active kids. It is also pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage after washing, maintaining its fit and feel.

Does the design scale down well on smaller youth sizes, or does it look cramped?

The 'Jolliest Asshole' design is carefully scaled to ensure it looks balanced and legible on youth sizes. It's designed to make a clear statement without appearing cramped on the smaller canvas.

How long does shipping take?

Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.

What is your return policy?

We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.

Will the print fade or crack?

We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.

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