Sarcastic Christmas Long Sleeve Shirt – Fake Tree, Real Attitude, Orn…
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Sarcastic Christmas Long Sleeve Shirt – Fake Tree, Real Attitude, Orn…
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: Large
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 2400 Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not bleach
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Fake Tree Attitude Long Sleeve: Subtle Statement for Cooler Days
This long sleeve tee features a contemporary graphic for the cooler months. A stylized Christmas tree silhouette frames the bold phrase, "FAKE TREE, REAL ATTITUDE," rendered in a clean white and black. It is a modern expression of seasonal wit, designed to offer both warmth and understated style.
Why You'll Love It
- A substantial long sleeve blank provides extra warmth for crisp autumn and winter days.
- The graphic offers a modern take on seasonal themes, free from sentimentality.
- Printed on heavyweight cotton, ensuring a durable garment that holds its shape.
- The neutral color scheme and dry humor make this piece versatile for year-round wear.
Why We Designed This
The Christmas Tee began as a counter-argument: that a Christmas shirt could be illustrated by someone you would otherwise pay for a print, printed on the same heavyweight cotton you would otherwise wear in March, and worn on a December walk without flinching. This long sleeve embodies that ethos, offering a substantial piece for the colder season. It’s for those who appreciate a well-made garment with a graphic that carries quiet confidence and a knowing smile, suitable for any casual occasion.
From the journal
The power of a quality long sleeve tee lies in its layering potential. It serves as a foundational piece, worn solo on milder days or as a base under a sweater or jacket when temperatures drop. Choosing a heavyweight cotton ensures it maintains its structure and comfort, making it an essential component of a thoughtful cold-weather wardrobe.Perfect For
- Layering for warmth during autumn and winter outings.
- Casual weekend wear that requires both comfort and character.
- Those who prefer a subtle nod to the season over overt displays.
- A considered gift for someone who values quality and dry wit.
- ✓ Features a bold "FAKE TREE, REAL ATTITUDE" graphic within a stylized tree.
- ✓ A modern, two-tone design with simple ornaments for visual interest.
- ✓ Offers a dry, understated wit, steering clear of traditional holiday clichés.
- ✓ Printed on a durable long sleeve blank, ideal for cooler weather.
- ✓ Crafted from heavyweight cotton, ensuring lasting comfort and shape retention.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is the heavyweight cotton of this long sleeve substantial enough for cooler weather, and how does it layer?
Yes, this long sleeve is made from heavyweight cotton, providing excellent warmth and substance for cooler temperatures. Its quality construction makes it perfect for layering under vests or jackets, or wearing alone on milder days.
Are the cuffs on this long sleeve comfortable and not too restrictive, and do they hold their shape?
Our long sleeve tees feature comfortable, ribbed cuffs designed to sit gently on the wrist without being restrictive. They are constructed to hold their shape well, ensuring a neat and lasting fit.
Would this long sleeve be a good gift for someone who lives in a colder climate or prefers more coverage during winter?
Definitely. The heavyweight cotton and long sleeves provide extra warmth, making it an ideal and thoughtful gift for anyone in a colder climate or who simply prefers more coverage during the winter months.
Is the 'Fake Tree, Real Attitude' graphic still prominent and clear on the larger canvas of a long sleeve?
Yes, the 'Fake Tree, Real Attitude' graphic is carefully scaled and printed to ensure it remains prominent and crisp on the long sleeve tee. The design's clarity and impact are maintained on this larger canvas.
Does this long sleeve come in colors that are suitable for both festive and everyday winter wear?
Our long sleeve collection includes a range of versatile colors that perfectly complement the 'Fake Tree, Real Attitude' design. These hues are chosen to be suitable for both festive holiday occasions and general everyday winter styling.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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