Funny Christmas Long Sleeve Shirt – I'm Cold, Broke, And Tired
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Funny Christmas Long Sleeve Shirt – I'm Cold, Broke, And Tired
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: Large
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 2400 Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not bleach
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Cold, Broke, and Tired Phrase Graphic Longsleeve
This graphic longsleeve features a bold typographic statement that resonates with many. Its direct message, rendered in clean white block letters, offers a straightforward expression for the season. The design includes subtle starbursts and a clever cup graphic integrated into the word "TIRED."
Why You'll Love It
- A classic long sleeve fit provides added warmth and versatile layering options.
- The direct, relatable phrase "I'M COLD, BROKE, AND TIRED" offers a dry observation.
- Printed on a substantial blank, built to hold its shape through regular wear.
- Each edition is custom printed fresh for you using direct-to-garment methods.
Why We Designed This
We started The Christmas Tee as a way to offer more than just a seasonal novelty. This design, with its straightforward message, speaks to a universal truth during a demanding time of year. It’s an honest statement, presented without fuss, on the kind of quality blank you’d choose for any other month. We believe even simple typography deserves a well-made canvas.
From the journal
A well-chosen graphic tee can serve as a quiet statement piece long after December. Designs that lean into relatable, non-seasonal sentiments, like this one, transition seamlessly into January and beyond, proving their versatility and value.
Perfect For
- Layering on cooler days.
- Casual comfort for everyday wear.
- Making a clear statement without saying a word.
- Gifting to a friend who appreciates dry humor.
- ✓ Bold "I'M COLD, BROKE, AND TIRED" typography for clear, understated communication.
- ✓ Subtle starbursts and stars frame the direct message.
- ✓ Stylized "TIRED" with a lidded cup graphic adds a clever visual element.
- ✓ Standard long sleeve cut offers comfortable coverage for cooler weather.
- ✓ Made from ringspun cotton for a soft feel and lasting wear.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this long sleeve truly a heavyweight blank, suitable for cooler weather?
Yes, this long sleeve tee is made on a durable, heavyweight cotton blank, providing substantial warmth and a premium feel. It's designed to be a comfortable and cozy option for cooler temperatures.
How does the long sleeve fit – is it good for layering or meant to be worn on its own?
This long sleeve offers a comfortable, slightly relaxed fit, making it versatile for both. It's substantial enough to be worn on its own as a statement piece, yet also smooth enough to be layered under jackets or vests.
Would the long sleeve be a practical and appreciated gift for someone in colder climates?
Absolutely! Its heavyweight construction and long sleeves provide extra warmth, making it a practical and stylish gift for anyone facing cooler weather. The humorous design adds a personal touch.
Are the cuffs on the long sleeve restrictive, or do they offer a comfortable fit?
The cuffs are designed for comfort, offering a snug yet flexible fit that won't feel restrictive. They help keep the sleeves in place while allowing for ease of movement.
Can this long sleeve be worn as a cozy top for lounging or is it more for active wear?
This long sleeve is perfect for both! Its cozy, heavyweight fabric makes it ideal for lounging around the house, but its durable construction and stylish graphic also suit it for casual active wear or outdoor strolls.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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