Funny Christmas Long Sleeve Shirt – Christmas Calories Don't Count, O…
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Funny Christmas Long Sleeve Shirt – Christmas Calories Don't Count, O…
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: Large
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 2400 Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not bleach
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
A Christmas Calories Don't Count Long Sleeve
Embrace the season with subtle humor in this Long Sleeve tee, featuring a playful typographic design. It offers a lighthearted take on holiday indulgence, crafted for comfort and quiet style throughout the cooler months.
Why You'll Love It
- Provides extra warmth and coverage, ideal for crisp winter days.
- The understated design is free from glitter, foil, or overt decoration.
- Made from a soft, durable cotton that wears well, season after season.
- A versatile piece that transitions seamlessly from December to January wear.
Why We Designed This
Our goal is to create holiday apparel that feels like an authentic extension of your personal style. This Long Sleeve, with its gentle wit, offers a way to acknowledge the season's treats without compromising on restraint or quality. It’s a piece built for quiet comfort, designed to be worn on a December walk or while enjoying a book by the window, offering subtle character.
From the journal
Long sleeves offer excellent layering potential. Pair this tee under a thick knit sweater or an open work shirt for added warmth and visual depth.
Perfect For
- Layering under a vest or jacket for outdoor comfort.
- Casual weekend wear during the cooler parts of the year.
- Enjoying quiet moments at home with a warm beverage.
- A subtle nod to the holidays, without being overtly themed.
- ✓ Lighthearted typographic design with a relatable holiday message.
- ✓ Illustrations of snowflakes and a Christmas tree cone add quiet charm.
- ✓ Clean white graphic ensures a refined, understated aesthetic.
- ✓ Made from durable, soft cotton for comfortable, extended wear.
- ✓ Standard long sleeve fit provides versatile layering potential.
Frequently Asked Questions
How does the heavyweight cotton feel on a long sleeve, is it breathable for indoor wear?
Our heavyweight cotton long sleeve provides a substantial, quality feel without being overly stifling. While it offers warmth, the natural breathability of cotton ensures comfort, making it suitable for both cooler outdoor days and cozy indoor gatherings.
Is this long sleeve warm enough for cooler winter weather, or more for mild days?
This heavyweight long sleeve is designed to offer excellent warmth for cooler autumn and mild winter days. For colder climates, it serves as an ideal layering piece under a jacket or vest, extending its wearability throughout the season.
Would this long sleeve be a good layering piece for someone who lives in a colder climate?
Absolutely! Its heavyweight cotton construction makes it a perfect foundational layer for colder climates. It provides comfortable warmth when worn alone or as an essential base under sweaters, jackets, or vests for added insulation.
Are the cuffs on the long sleeve ribbed or open?
Our long sleeve features comfortable ribbed cuffs, designed to provide a secure yet flexible fit around the wrists. This detail adds to the classic long sleeve aesthetic and helps retain warmth.
Is the 'Christmas Calories' design positioned centrally on the long sleeve?
Yes, the 'Christmas Calories Don't Count Right' design is prominently and centrally placed on the chest of the long sleeve, ensuring the playful message and whimsical illustrations are clearly visible and make a festive statement.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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