Funny Christmas Long Sleeve Shirt – Cold, Broke And Tired, Bold Text
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Funny Christmas Long Sleeve Shirt – Cold, Broke And Tired, Bold Text
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: Large
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 2400 Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not bleach
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Cold Broke Tired Phrase Longsleeve Tee
This long sleeve tee delivers a universally relatable message with bold, white typography: "I'm COLD, BROKE, AND Tired." It’s a direct and honest statement, perfect for the cooler months when comfort and a touch of dry wit are most appreciated.
Why You'll Love It
- The stark white typography creates a compelling, minimalist statement.
- The message offers a relatable, year-round sentiment that transcends seasons.
- Printed on a ringspun cotton long sleeve, offering both warmth and quality.
- Our direct-to-garment process ensures the text remains crisp and vibrant.
Why We Designed This
The long sleeve offers an ideal canvas for designs that speak to the chill of the season, both literally and figuratively. This particular sentiment resonates deeply, acting as a quiet counterpoint to the usual holiday cheer. We chose a blank that provides substantial comfort, ensuring the garment feels as good as its message is honest.
From the journal
Long sleeves are the unsung heroes of transitional weather. Opt for ringspun cotton for its soft hand and durability, making it a reliable layer or standalone piece as temperatures shift.
Perfect For
- Cooler mornings and evenings when an extra layer is welcome.
- Understated weekend wear that speaks to your current mood.
- A practical, honest gift for those who appreciate candor.
- Wearing through winter and into early spring, for extended utility.
- ✓ Bold white typography clearly expresses a relatable, honest sentiment.
- ✓ Minimalist text-based design offers versatile styling options.
- ✓ A sarcastic yet sincere declaration for the season's realities.
- ✓ Crafted from soft, ringspun cotton, providing comfortable warmth.
- ✓ Unisex fit ensures a relaxed silhouette, ideal for layering.
Frequently Asked Questions
I'm looking for a cozy layer for the colder months. Is this 'I'm Cold, Broke, And Tired' Long Sleeve tee substantial enough for warmth?
Yes, our 'I'm Cold, Broke, And Tired' Long Sleeve tee is crafted on a heavyweight blank, providing more warmth than a standard tee. It's perfect for layering or wearing on its own during cooler holiday evenings, keeping you cozy while making a statement.
As a Design-Aware Gift Giver, I want to make sure the long sleeves don't detract from the bold 'I'm Cold, Broke, And Tired' design. How does it look?
The long sleeves actually enhance the cozy, cold-weather vibe of the 'I'm Cold, Broke, And Tired' design, framing the bold typography beautifully. The premium blank ensures a great drape, making it a stylish and cohesive look perfect for gifting.
I like to buy durable, quality items. Is the fabric of this 'I'm Cold, Broke, And Tired' Long Sleeve tee robust and long-lasting?
Absolutely. Our Long Sleeve tees are made from a heavyweight, premium cotton blank chosen for its exceptional durability and comfort. It's designed to withstand regular wear and washing, ensuring the 'I'm Cold, Broke, And Tired' statement endures season after season.
I'm a Quiet Holiday Wardrober and appreciate versatility. Can this 'I'm Cold, Broke, And Tired' Long Sleeve be easily dressed up or down?
Yes, its minimalist typography and premium long-sleeve blank make it incredibly versatile. You can easily pair it with jeans for a casual look or layer it under a jacket for a more polished, yet still relaxed, holiday ensemble.
I'm a Considered Self-Buyer. Does this 'I'm Cold, Broke, And Tired' Long Sleeve tee have ribbed cuffs for a better fit?
Yes, our Long Sleeve tees feature comfortable ribbed cuffs that provide a secure fit and help retain warmth, adding to the overall quality and thoughtful design of the garment. It's built for both style and practical comfort.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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