Funny Christmas Long Sleeve Shirt – Cookies Are My Coping Mechanism

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✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton

Cookies Are My Coping Mechanism Typography Long Sleeve in Black
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Color: Black

Size: Large

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Printed in the USA
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Ships in 3–6 days
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Product Details & Specs
Blank
Gildan 2400 Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee
Fabric
Cotton
Fit
Unisex fit
Print Method
Direct-to-garment (DTG)
Print Location
Front center chest
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash warm with like colors
  • Tumble dry medium
  • Do not bleach
🌊Cold Wash
🔄Tumble Low
🚫No Bleach
♨️No Iron Print
Shipping & Production
  • Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
  • Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
  • Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
  • Free shipping on all orders over $75
  • All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
  • 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
  • Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
  • We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
  • Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange

The Cookies Are My Coping Mechanism Long Sleeve

For those who find solace in a cookie, this long sleeve presents a quiet declaration: "Cookies are my Coping Mechanism." The design, featuring a mix of script and block lettering surrounded by cookie illustrations, offers an understated charm on a versatile, comfortable blank.

Why You'll Love It

  • The design offers a relatable sentiment with understated charm.
  • Printed with crisp white ink for clear, lasting detail.
  • A substantial long sleeve for cooler temperatures.
  • Direct-to-Garment printing ensures each edition is fresh.

Why We Designed This

We appreciate the subtle truths of the season. This design acknowledges the small, quiet comforts that see us through. It is not about grand declarations, but the everyday moments of solace, rendered with the care we extend to every edition. A piece that feels right in December, and equally so in February.

From the journal

Long sleeve tees are essential for seasonal transitions. Layer this piece under a vest or a light jacket for comfortable warmth on a brisk day, extending its wear.

Perfect For

  • Cooler morning walks.
  • Layering during transitional weather.
  • A quiet evening at home.
  • Acknowledging a sweet indulgence.
  • Thoughtful typography paired with subtle cookie illustrations.
  • A dry, relatable sentiment for everyday comfort.
  • Crisp white ink design for lasting clarity.
  • Crafted from soft, substantial cotton for warmth.
  • A versatile unisex fit, ideal for layering.
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Frequently Asked Questions

Is this long sleeve shirt warm enough for cooler holiday weather?

Yes, our long sleeve tee is made from a comfortable, mid-weight cotton, providing an extra layer of warmth perfect for crisp autumn days or cozying up indoors during the winter holidays. It offers comfort without being overly bulky.

How do the cuffs on the long sleeve fit? Are they restrictive?

The cuffs on our long sleeve are designed for comfort, offering a snug yet flexible fit that stays in place without being restrictive. This allows for easy movement and prevents the sleeves from riding up, ensuring all-day wearability.

Is the 'Cookies are my Coping Mechanism' design still prominent on a long sleeve?

Absolutely, the design is prominently displayed on the chest, ensuring the humorous typography and charming cookie illustrations are clearly visible. It maintains its full impact, making it a delightful and recognizable gift or personal statement.

Is there any additional design detail on the sleeves themselves?

While the main 'Cookies are my Coping Mechanism' design is front and center on the chest, the sleeves are left plain to maintain a clean aesthetic. This ensures the central graphic remains the undisputed focal point of the garment.

Can this long sleeve be easily layered under a jacket or vest?

Its comfortable, classic fit makes it ideal for layering; it slides smoothly under jackets, vests, or even heavier sweaters, providing warmth without bulk. This versatility makes it a perfect addition to your cool-weather holiday wardrobe.

How long does shipping take?

Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.

What is your return policy?

We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.

Will the print fade or crack?

We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.

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