Funny Christmas Baby Onesie – All I Want Is Carbs And Silence
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Funny Christmas Baby Onesie – All I Want Is Carbs And Silence
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: 6-12 Months
Style:Youth Tee (6-12)Youth Tee (6-12)Toddler Tee (2T-5T)Toddler Tee (2T-5T)Baby OnesieBaby Onesie
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Rabbit Skins 4424 Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Infant fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold gentle cycle
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron snaps
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
All I Want Is Carbs And Silence Baby Onesie
Introduce a touch of understated charm to your infant’s wardrobe with the 'All I Want Is Carbs And Silence' Baby Onesie. This design features bold text and subtle illustrations, a quiet nod to universal desires.
Why You'll Love It
- A unique design that stands out from typical baby apparel.
- Soft, durable cotton ensures comfort for delicate skin.
- Easy snap closures make for convenient changes.
- A thoughtful gift that new parents will appreciate for its quality and distinct style.
Why We Designed This
Even for infants, we believe in quality and thoughtful design. This onesie offers a charming, relatable statement, ensuring comfort and a touch of personality from the earliest days. It’s a gift that speaks volumes.
From the journal
For infant apparel, the tactile experience is everything. Our chosen cotton offers a gentle feel against delicate skin, prioritizing comfort and breathability for the newest members of the family.
Perfect For
- Everyday comfort for newborns and infants.
- Thoughtful gifting for baby showers or new arrivals.
- Quiet moments of cuddles and naps.
- A distinctive piece for baby's first holiday season.
- ✓ Bold, white typography for a clear and charming message.
- ✓ Subtle illustrations like stars and cake add a sweet accent.
- ✓ A humorous, relatable declaration for the smallest wearers.
- ✓ Soft, durable cotton ensures maximum comfort for infants.
- ✓ Convenient snap closures for easy diaper changes.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this Baby Onesie made from a material that's gentle and safe for a newborn's sensitive skin?
Yes, our Baby Onesie is crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton, ensuring it's incredibly gentle and safe for even the most delicate newborn skin, providing maximum comfort for your little one.
How does the 'All I Want Is Carbs And Silence' design look on such a small garment like a onesie?
The design is perfectly scaled for the onesie, making the bold typography and charming illustrations adorable and clearly visible, creating an incredibly cute and memorable outfit for your baby.
I'm buying this as a baby shower gift. Is it a unique and thoughtful present for new parents during the holidays?
This "Carbs and Silence" Baby Onesie makes a truly unique and thoughtful baby shower gift! Its humorous and relatable message, combined with the soft quality, is sure to delight new parents and stand out.
Are there snaps for easy diaper changes, and is the neck opening wide enough for fuss-free dressing?
Yes, the onesie features convenient snap closures at the bottom for quick and easy diaper changes, and the lap shoulder neckline is designed to stretch, making dressing and undressing a breeze.
Will the print on the onesie withstand frequent washing, which is inevitable with baby clothes?
Absolutely. The print on our onesies is made to be highly durable and resistant to fading, ensuring the "Carbs and Silence" design stays vibrant through countless washes, essential for baby apparel.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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