Funny Christmas Sweatshirt – All I Want Is Carbs And Silence
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Funny Christmas Sweatshirt – All I Want Is Carbs And Silence
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
All I Want Is Carbs And Silence Sweatshirt
Embrace ultimate comfort with the 'All I Want Is Carbs And Silence' Sweatshirt. This piece captures the essence of quiet indulgence, featuring bold typography and subtle illustrations on a substantial, soft blank.
Why You'll Love It
- The substantial fleece offers superior warmth and softness.
- Designed for enduring comfort, wash after wash.
- A statement of personal peace that wears well beyond the holiday season.
- Pairs a relatable sentiment with a premium, heavyweight garment.
Why We Designed This
Some messages are best delivered from a place of deep comfort. This sweatshirt embodies that perfectly, offering a tactile embrace for a sentiment we all understand: the simple, profound desire for quiet and indulgence.
From the journal
The true test of a quality sweatshirt is its recovery after a wash. Our heavyweight blanks are constructed to maintain their shape and softness, ensuring your favorite piece endures for seasons.
Perfect For
- Uninterrupted weekend lounging.
- Cool evening strolls.
- Thoughtful gifting for the ultimate comfort seeker.
- Any moment that calls for warmth, ease, and a clear statement.
- ✓ Bold, white typography for a direct, relatable message.
- ✓ Subtle illustrations add a gentle, understated charm.
- ✓ A clear declaration for quiet comfort and simple pleasures.
- ✓ Heavyweight fleece provides exceptional warmth and softness.
- ✓ Classic crewneck sweatshirt fit for relaxed, everyday wear.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this a truly heavy blend sweatshirt? I'm looking for significant warmth and durability for winter.
Yes, this is a heavy blend sweatshirt, designed to provide substantial warmth and exceptional durability. Its robust construction makes it perfect for colder weather and lasting comfort throughout the winter season.
How does the 'All I Want Is Carbs And Silence' design appear on the thicker fabric of a sweatshirt?
The bold white typography and subtle illustrations are printed with high quality, ensuring they stand out vibrantly and clearly on the heavy blend fabric, maintaining their crispness and charm on this cozy garment.
As a gift-giver, would this sweatshirt be considered a premium quality item for someone who appreciates good blanks?
Absolutely. Our heavy blend sweatshirts are chosen for their premium blank quality, offering a substantial feel, soft interior, and durable construction that makes this "Carbs and Silence" design an impressive and much-appreciated gift.
I prefer a relaxed, oversized feel for my holiday loungewear. How is the fit on this unisex heavy blend sweatshirt?
This unisex heavy blend sweatshirt offers a relaxed and comfortable fit, making it ideal for that cozy, oversized loungewear feel. It's perfect for maximum comfort during your quiet holiday moments.
Will the fabric pill easily after washing, given it's a heavy blend sweatshirt?
This heavy blend sweatshirt is designed with quality materials to resist pilling, ensuring it maintains its smooth exterior and soft interior even after multiple washes, providing long-lasting comfort and appearance.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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