Funny Christmas Shirt – All I Want Is Carbs And Silence
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Funny Christmas Shirt – All I Want Is Carbs And Silence
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies Fit
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The All I Want Is Carbs And Silence T-Shirt
This design speaks to the quiet moments of the season, a declaration for simple comforts. Bold typography meets subtle illustrations for an understated statement, perfect for those who find peace in the everyday.
Why You'll Love It
- Offers a refreshing alternative to traditional holiday motifs.
- The substantial cotton ensures enduring comfort beyond December.
- Its clean design pairs effortlessly with your existing wardrobe.
- A statement of personal preference, not holiday obligation.
Why We Designed This
We believe a Christmas shirt can articulate a mood, not just a theme. This design captures that desire for calm and simple indulgence, a feeling often overlooked in the rush of the season. It’s an acknowledgment of quiet contentment, rendered with care.
From the journal
Consider pairing your 'Carbs and Silence' tee with a warm flannel shirt and worn denim. This approach extends its relevance, making it a staple far into the new year, embodying comfort without the expiration date.
Perfect For
- Uninterrupted weekend mornings.
- Thoughtful gifting for a kindred spirit.
- Quiet evenings with a good book.
- Any day requiring a clear statement of personal peace.
- ✓ Bold, white typography for a clear, understated message.
- ✓ Subtle illustrations of cake, candy cane, and stars accent the text.
- ✓ A declaration for personal comfort and quiet moments.
- ✓ Heavyweight cotton built to hold its shape through many wears.
- ✓ Classic unisex fit offers versatile and comfortable wear.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this 6.1 oz tee truly a 'heavyweight' blank as described by The Christmas Tee brand?
Yes, our 6.1 oz t-shirts are made from a substantial, high-quality cotton, providing that premium heavyweight feel that our Considered Self-Buyers appreciate for its durability and structure.
I'm buying this as a gift; will the humorous 'Carbs and Silence' design appeal to a broad audience during the holidays?
Absolutely, this design's relatable humor about food and peace is universally appealing, making it a fantastic and thoughtful gift for friends or family who appreciate a good laugh and cozy vibes.
How does the white typography and subtle illustrations hold up after washing, considering it's a graphic tee?
We use high-quality printing methods to ensure the bold white typography and delicate illustrative elements, like the candy cane and cake, remain vibrant and intact through many washes, maintaining their gift-shop quality.
Is this particular design considered one of the 'curated seasonal drops' and does it have an illustrator credit?
Yes, this "All I Want Is Carbs And Silence" design is part of our curated seasonal drop, embodying our brand's commitment to illustrator-driven, unique Christmas apparel, with full credit to the artist.
I'm looking for a comfortable yet stylish tee for casual holiday gatherings, how versatile is this design?
This tee is incredibly versatile, offering both comfort and a touch of understated holiday humor. Its clean typography and subtle festive elements make it perfect for relaxed family get-togethers or just cozying up at home.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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