Funny Christmas Hoodie – Christmas Calories Don't Count, Ornament
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Funny Christmas Hoodie – Christmas Calories Don't Count, Ornament
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Christmas Calories Don't Count Hoodie
This Hoodie combines a lighthearted take on holiday indulgence with the robust comfort of premium heavyweight fleece. Our illustrator-driven design elevates the message, creating a piece of winter apparel that offers both utility and a touch of seasonal humor.
Why You'll Love It
- Constructed from a substantial cotton-poly blend fleece for warmth and lasting wear.
- The soft, ringspun cotton face ensures clear print quality and comfort.
- Features a playful typographic design, a subtle, humorous nod to holiday treats.
- Integrated hood and front pocket provide practical utility for colder days.
Why We Designed This
We believe that holiday apparel should first and foremost be a quality garment. This hoodie is a testament: a robust, comfortable piece for everyday utility, enhanced by a thoughtful, humorous illustration. It’s about substantial warmth and enduring style, allowing the wearer to navigate the season with comfort and a quiet smile, confident in their choice.
From the journal
The hood offers an extra layer of protection against unexpected winter breezes, making it a functional choice for errands or walks.
Perfect For
- Adding a humorous, yet refined, layer to your winter ensemble.
- Those who value the specs of a well-made, heavy fleece garment.
- Staying warm and comfortable during outdoor excursions or casual outings.
- A relaxed, go-to piece for the entire cold season, not just December.
- ✓ Playful typographic design with a lighthearted holiday message.
- ✓ Illustrated elements like snowflakes and a Christmas ornament add charm.
- ✓ Humorous take on seasonal indulgence, presented with clean graphics.
- ✓ Heavyweight cotton-poly blend fleece for warmth and lasting comfort.
- ✓ Integrated hood and front pouch pocket for practical utility.
Frequently Asked Questions
What's the blend of the heavyweight fabric, and how does the hood feel?
Our heavyweight hoodie is typically made from a premium cotton-polyester blend, offering a soft, warm, and durable fabric. The hood is generously sized and lined for extra comfort and warmth, providing a cozy feel without being overly bulky.
Is this hoodie more of a relaxed fit for casual wear, or can it be styled up?
This hoodie is designed with a comfortable, relaxed fit, making it perfect for casual wear and ultimate coziness. While its primary appeal is comfort, the premium quality and tasteful design allow it to be styled with jeans for a chic, laid-back holiday look.
Would this be a good gift for someone who prioritizes warmth and comfort during winter?
Absolutely! This hoodie is an excellent gift for anyone who loves to stay warm and comfortable during the colder months. Its heavyweight blend and soft interior make it an ideal choice for cozying up, while the playful design adds festive cheer.
Does the hoodie include a drawstring for adjusting the hood?
Yes, our heavyweight hoodie comes equipped with adjustable drawstrings, allowing you to customize the fit of the hood for maximum comfort and warmth, or simply for a relaxed style.
Does this hoodie feature a front kangaroo pocket?
Yes, this hoodie includes a spacious front kangaroo pocket, perfect for keeping your hands warm on chilly days or for conveniently stashing small essentials while enjoying holiday festivities.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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