Funny Christmas Sweatshirt – Christmas Calories Don't Count, Ornament
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Funny Christmas Sweatshirt – Christmas Calories Don't Count, Ornament
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
A Christmas Calories Don't Count Crewneck Sweatshirt
This Crewneck Sweatshirt presents a humorous take on holiday indulgence, rendered with our signature illustrator-driven design. It combines a lighthearted message with the substantial comfort of premium, heavyweight fleece, designed for discerning wearers.
Why You'll Love It
- Crafted from a heavyweight cotton-poly blend fleece for superior warmth and structure.
- The soft, ringspun cotton face ensures a smooth printing surface and comfortable feel.
- Features a playful typographic design, a subtle nod to seasonal treats.
- A foundational piece of winter apparel, enhanced by thoughtful holiday illustration.
Why We Designed This
We believe in creating holiday apparel that stands on its own as a quality garment. This sweatshirt embodies that principle: a robust, comfortable piece that carries a gentle, humorous message. It's about providing substantial warmth and enduring style, allowing the wearer to acknowledge the season with a quiet smile, confident in their choice.
From the journal
Heavyweight fleece offers excellent insulation, making this sweatshirt ideal for colder climates or simply staying warm on a quiet evening at home.
Perfect For
- Elevating your casual winter wardrobe with a touch of wit.
- Those who prioritize substantial fabric and lasting garment quality.
- Staying warm and comfortable during outdoor winter activities.
- A relaxed yet put-together look for informal holiday gatherings.
- ✓ Playful typographic design with a humorous, relatable holiday quote.
- ✓ White illustrations of snowflakes and a Christmas ornament add charm.
- ✓ Design offers a lighthearted perspective on seasonal indulgence.
- ✓ Heavyweight cotton-poly blend fleece for warmth and durability.
- ✓ Classic crewneck fit provides comfortable, relaxed winter wear.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the specific blend of the heavyweight fabric for this sweatshirt?
Our heavyweight sweatshirt is typically crafted from a premium cotton-polyester blend, offering the perfect balance of softness, warmth, and durability. This blend resists shrinking and pilling, ensuring your sweatshirt looks great season after season.
Is this sweatshirt cozy enough for lounging, but also stylish enough to wear out?
Absolutely! This sweatshirt is designed for ultimate comfort, featuring a soft fleece interior perfect for lounging. Its premium heavyweight blend and stylish illustrator-driven design also make it perfectly suitable for casual outings, holiday parties, or festive errands.
Would this sweatshirt be a universally appreciated gift, considering its comfort and design?
Yes, a cozy and humorous sweatshirt like this is a fantastic gift for almost anyone! Its universal appeal lies in its ultimate comfort, durable quality, and the widely relatable 'Christmas Calories' humor, making it a thoughtful and well-received present.
Does the sweatshirt have a fleece lining for extra warmth?
Yes, this heavyweight crewneck sweatshirt features a soft, brushed fleece interior. This lining provides exceptional warmth and a cozy feel, making it perfect for chilly winter days and comfortable holiday celebrations.
How does the fit of this crewneck sweatshirt compare to typical sizing?
Our crewneck sweatshirt offers a comfortable, relaxed fit that generally runs true to size, allowing for easy layering without feeling bulky. We recommend checking our size chart to find the perfect fit for your desired comfort level.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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