Funny Christmas Shirt – Christmas Calories Don't Count, Ornament
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Funny Christmas Shirt – Christmas Calories Don't Count, Ornament
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies Fit
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
A Christmas Calories Don't Count T-Shirt for the Season
This design offers a gentle nod to holiday indulgence, a playful typographic statement that resonates with anyone who appreciates an extra treat. Our illustrators bring a light touch to the season, ensuring each piece feels considered and unique.
Why You'll Love It
- The subtle humor makes this a thoughtful gift, sure to be appreciated.
- Crafted from premium, heavyweight cotton that holds its shape through many wears.
- The crisp white illustration maintains a refined aesthetic, even with a playful message.
- Its understated charm ensures this tee remains relevant and wearable well into January.
Why We Designed This
We believe in holiday apparel that feels like an extension of your everyday style, not a costume. This design, with its gentle humor, captures that spirit. It's about finding joy in the small indulgences of the season, without compromising on the quality or quiet character of the clothing you choose to wear. A simple truth, elegantly stated.
From the journal
Consider pairing this tee with a dark denim jacket and a simple watch for a casual December outing. The clean lines of the typography make it versatile.
Perfect For
- Gifting to a friend who enjoys a good-natured laugh about holiday treats.
- A relaxed brunch with family after a morning of gift unwrapping.
- Layering under a flannel shirt for warmth on a crisp winter day.
- Wearing post-December, a subtle reminder of seasonal joys.
- ✓ Playful typographic design featuring a lighthearted holiday message.
- ✓ Whimsical illustrations of snowflakes, dots, and a Christmas ornament.
- ✓ Crisp white graphic offering a clean, understated aesthetic.
- ✓ Soft, breathable ringspun cotton for comfortable, everyday wear.
- ✓ Unisex fit provides a relaxed drape for versatile styling.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this a standard lightweight tee or a more substantial fabric?
This is a premium heavyweight cotton t-shirt, designed for a more substantial feel and enhanced durability, aligning with our brand's commitment to quality blanks that feel like a Buck Mason or Madewell tee.
Will the humor in this 'Christmas Calories' design appeal broadly, especially for a gift?
Absolutely! The playful 'Christmas Calories don't count... Right?' message is a widely relatable and lighthearted take on holiday indulgence, making it a fun and appropriate gift for almost anyone, from friends to family.
How does this playful design fit into a more understated holiday wardrobe?
While playful, the design's illustrative typography and subtle accompanying elements are charming without being overly flashy. It offers a touch of festive humor that can easily be integrated into a relaxed, understated holiday look.
What kind of illustrations are included with the 'Christmas Calories' text?
The design features the phrase 'Christmas Calories don't count... Right?' artfully surrounded by whimsical Christmas illustrations, including delicate snowflakes, playful dots, a festive Christmas ornament, and a charming Christmas tree cone.
What's the general fit of this premium heavyweight t-shirt?
Our heavyweight t-shirts offer a comfortable, relaxed fit that's true to size, providing a modern silhouette without being overly baggy. We recommend checking our detailed size chart for precise measurements to ensure your perfect fit.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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