Funny Christmas Comfort Colors Tee – All I Want Is Carbs And Silence
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Funny Christmas Comfort Colors Tee – All I Want Is Carbs And Silence
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies Fit
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Comfort Colors 1717 Unisex Garment-Dyed T-Shirt
- Fabric
- 100% Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Garment may shrink slightly after first wash — this is expected
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
All I Want Is Carbs And Silence Comfort Color T-Shirt
Experience the ultimate in relaxed wear with the 'All I Want Is Carbs And Silence' Comfort Color T-Shirt. This design, with its bold text and subtle illustrations, finds a perfect canvas in the garment-dyed finish.
Why You'll Love It
- Garment-dyed fabric offers a uniquely soft, broken-in feel.
- The relaxed fit ensures all-day comfort without compromise.
- Heavyweight cotton maintains its shape and drape over time.
- A design that pairs quiet humor with a superior casual blank.
Why We Designed This
Sometimes the message is best delivered with a relaxed posture. This design, celebrating simple desires, aligns perfectly with the inherent comfort of a garment-dyed blank. It’s an indulgence in both concept and fabric.
From the journal
The beauty of Comfort Colors lies in its unique dyeing process, which gives each shirt a slightly varied, lived-in hue and an unparalleled softness that improves with every wash.
Perfect For
- Unwinding after a long day.
- Weekend errands in effortless style.
- Thoughtful gifting for comfort connoisseurs.
- Moments when ease and humor are paramount.
- ✓ Bold, white typography for a clear and relatable message.
- ✓ Subtle illustrations of cake, candy cane, and stars add charm.
- ✓ A declaration of desires for quiet and simple indulgence.
- ✓ Garment-dyed Comfort Colors blank for exceptional softness.
- ✓ Relaxed, unisex fit provides superior comfort and drape.
Frequently Asked Questions
What makes a Comfort Colors 1717 tee different, and what's the feel like for someone who values blank quality?
The Comfort Colors 1717 is a garment-dyed tee, meaning it's dyed after construction for a unique, lived-in look and an incredibly soft, broken-in feel right from the first wear, highly valued by Considered Self-Buyers.
Will the 'All I Want Is Carbs And Silence' design look good on the garment-dyed, slightly faded aesthetic of a Comfort Colors tee?
Absolutely. The bold white typography and subtle illustrations create a striking contrast against the rich, garment-dyed hues, enhancing the vintage-inspired aesthetic and making the design pop beautifully.
As a Quiet Holiday Wardrober, I prefer muted palettes. Are the Comfort Colors options subtle enough for my style?
Comfort Colors are known for their sophisticated, muted, and earthy tones, which perfectly complement an understated aesthetic. The garment-dyed process ensures a soft, rich color that isn't overly bright, fitting your preference.
Is this Comfort Colors tee a good gift for someone who prioritizes ultimate comfort and a relaxed fit in their clothing?
Yes, Comfort Colors tees are renowned for their exceptional softness and relaxed, roomy fit, making this "Carbs and Silence" design an ideal and incredibly comfortable gift for anyone seeking ultimate cozy vibes.
How durable is the garment-dyed fabric and the print on a Comfort Colors tee for long-term wear?
Comfort Colors tees are built to last, with high-quality, pre-shrunk cotton that maintains its shape and softness. The durable print ensures the "Carbs and Silence" design and its illustrations remain vibrant through countless washes.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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