Funny Christmas Women's Shirt – All I Want Is Carbs And Silence
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Funny Christmas Women's Shirt – All I Want Is Carbs And Silence
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies Fit
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 5000L Women's Midweight Cotton Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Womens fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not bleach
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
All I Want Is Carbs And Silence Ladies Tee
Embrace quiet comfort with the 'All I Want Is Carbs And Silence' Ladies Tee. This design, featuring bold white typography and subtle illustrations, offers a refined take on holiday messaging in a tailored fit.
Why You'll Love It
- A flattering ladies fit, designed for comfortable wear.
- Heavyweight cotton ensures a substantial feel that endures.
- The design offers a subtle nod to seasonal desires without overt decoration.
- Wear it confidently into January and beyond, a true wardrobe staple.
Why We Designed This
We wanted to offer a considered option for women who appreciate a well-made tee with a distinct point of view. This design speaks to personal comfort, a sentiment that resonates universally, rendered in a thoughtful silhouette.
From the journal
A well-fitting ladies tee, crafted from quality cotton, becomes a versatile piece. It pairs as easily with tailored trousers as it does with denim, extending its wearability far beyond any single season.
Perfect For
- Casual gatherings with close friends.
- Thoughtful gifting for a woman who values substance.
- Quiet mornings with coffee and a book.
- Any day that calls for understated comfort and a clear message.
- ✓ Bold, white typography for a clear and relatable message.
- ✓ Subtle, illustrative elements like stars and dessert accents.
- ✓ A quiet declaration for personal peace and simple pleasures.
- ✓ Heavyweight cotton provides a premium feel and lasting quality.
- ✓ Tailored ladies fit designed for comfort and a flattering silhouette.
Frequently Asked Questions
How does the 'ladies fit' compare to a unisex tee? Is it flattering without being too tight?
Our Ladies Tee offers a more contoured, feminine fit compared to a unisex style, designed to be flattering through the waist and hips while still providing comfortable movement, not overly restrictive.
I'm looking for a gift for a woman who loves funny, cozy designs. Is this 'Carbs and Silence' tee a good fit for her?
This "Carbs and Silence" Ladies Tee is an excellent gift choice! Its relatable humor and comfortable, flattering fit make it perfect for women who appreciate both style and a good laugh during the holiday season.
Will the bold white typography of 'ALL I WANT IS CARBS AND SILENCE' be too overpowering on a ladies-fit shirt?
The design is scaled thoughtfully for the Ladies Tee, ensuring the bold typography remains impactful and clear without overwhelming the silhouette, striking a perfect balance for an understated yet humorous look.
As someone who prefers a more tailored look for holiday wear, will this Ladies Tee still feel high quality and well-constructed?
Absolutely. This Ladies Tee is crafted from a quality blank with attention to construction, ensuring it drapes beautifully and feels substantial, providing the premium feel you expect for a considered wardrobe piece.
Are the subtle illustrative elements like the cake and candy cane still prominent and charming on the ladies cut?
Yes, the delicate stars, candy cane, and cake illustrations are perfectly integrated into the design, adding charming detail that stands out beautifully on the ladies fit, enhancing the overall appeal.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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