Funny Christmas Hoodie – All I Want Is Carbs And Silence
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Funny Christmas Hoodie – All I Want Is Carbs And Silence
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
All I Want Is Carbs And Silence Hoodie
The 'All I Want Is Carbs And Silence' Hoodie offers the ultimate in relaxed comfort. Its bold typography and subtle illustrations articulate a universal desire for quiet indulgence, all wrapped in a heavyweight, soft fleece.
Why You'll Love It
- The soft fleece interior provides superior warmth and comfort.
- A functional hood offers an extra layer of personal retreat.
- The design's message resonates year-round, not just for December.
- Built to last, maintaining its shape and softness through wear.
Why We Designed This
A hoodie represents a particular kind of comfort, a personal sanctuary. This design, with its honest declaration, fits that ethos perfectly. It’s about creating a space for yourself, both literally and figuratively, with style and substance.
From the journal
A well-constructed hoodie is more than casual wear; it's a piece of personal architecture. Look for substantial drawstrings and a double-lined hood – small details that speak to enduring quality and thoughtful design.
Perfect For
- Deep relaxation on quiet mornings.
- Running essential errands in comfort.
- Thoughtful gifting for someone who values personal space.
- Any day that calls for warmth, ease, and a sense of calm.
- ✓ Bold, white typography for a clear and relatable statement.
- ✓ Subtle illustrations like cake and stars add understated charm.
- ✓ A universal declaration for quiet comfort and simple indulgence.
- ✓ Heavyweight fleece with a soft interior for maximum warmth.
- ✓ Comfortable, relaxed fit with a functional hood for retreat.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this hoodie truly a 'heavy blend'? I'm looking for a substantial, warm hoodie for cold winter days.
Yes, this is a heavy blend hoodie, designed for significant warmth and comfort. Its thick fabric and soft fleece lining make it an ideal choice for staying cozy during the coldest winter days.
How does the 'All I Want Is Carbs And Silence' design look on a hoodie, especially with the front pocket?
The design is strategically placed to ensure the bold white typography and subtle illustrations are prominently displayed above the front pouch pocket, making the humorous message clear and visible.
As a gift-giver, will this hoodie feel luxurious and high-quality for someone who values premium blanks?
Absolutely. This heavy blend hoodie is selected for its premium blank quality, offering a substantial weight, plush interior, and robust construction, making it an impressive and incredibly cozy gift.
I want a hoodie that's perfect for ultimate relaxation during the holidays. Is the fit comfortable and roomy?
This unisex heavy blend hoodie features a relaxed and roomy fit, designed for maximum comfort. It's perfect for lounging, snuggling, and enjoying all the quiet, carb-filled moments the holiday season offers.
Does the hood provide good coverage, and is the drawcord functional for adjusting?
Yes, the hood is generously sized to provide ample coverage and warmth, and the drawcord is fully functional, allowing you to adjust it for a snugger fit against the elements or for ultimate coziness.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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