Funny Christmas Women's Shirt – Christmas Calories Don't Count, Ornam…
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton

Funny Christmas Women's Shirt – Christmas Calories Don't Count, Ornam…
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies Fit
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 5000L Women's Midweight Cotton Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Womens fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not bleach
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
A Ladies Christmas Calories Don't Count Tee
Present a thoughtful gift with this Ladies Tee, featuring a playful typographic design about holiday indulgence. Our illustrators create work that elevates seasonal themes, ensuring a piece that feels special and distinct from typical holiday fare.
Why You'll Love It
- The tailored ladies fit offers a flattering, comfortable silhouette.
- Crafted from soft, ringspun cotton for a premium feel against the skin.
- The humorous design makes for a memorable and genuinely appreciated present.
- A quiet statement piece, easily worn and enjoyed well past December.
Why We Designed This
We set out to offer holiday apparel that prioritizes thoughtful design and quality. This Ladies Tee, with its gentle humor, exemplifies that approach. It's about celebrating the small joys of the season with a piece that feels good to wear and reflects a considered aesthetic. We believe a truly premium gift offers both a smile and enduring comfort.
From the journal
For a perfect fit, consider your usual size for a comfortable drape, or size down for a more fitted silhouette. Our Ladies Fit is designed with intention.
Perfect For
- Gifting to a woman who appreciates both humor and quality apparel.
- A casual holiday brunch or gathering with close friends.
- Everyday wear, pairing effortlessly with denim or a favorite skirt.
- Enjoying a lighthearted moment during the season of treats.
- ✓ Playful typographic design featuring a humorous holiday message.
- ✓ Whimsical white illustrations like snowflakes and a Christmas ornament.
- ✓ A lighthearted take on holiday indulgence, subtly expressed.
- ✓ Soft, ringspun cotton fabric provides a smooth, comfortable feel.
- ✓ Designed with a tailored ladies fit for a flattering silhouette.
Frequently Asked Questions
How is the fit of this ladies' tee – is it fitted, relaxed, or true to size?
Our Ladies Tee features a modern, slightly tailored fit designed to flatter, without being overly tight or restrictive. It generally runs true to size, offering a comfortable and stylish silhouette for everyday wear or festive occasions.
What's the best way to choose the right size for a gift in the ladies' cut?
For gifting, we recommend consulting our detailed size chart, which includes specific measurements for the ladies' cut. If unsure, consider the recipient's typical preferred fit – for a more relaxed feel, you might size up.
Is the heavyweight cotton comfortable and flattering for a ladies' specific cut?
Yes, the premium heavyweight cotton is surprisingly soft and drapes beautifully, offering a comfortable yet structured look. Its quality ensures the tee maintains its flattering shape, making it both cozy and stylish for the ladies' cut.
Does the 'Christmas Calories' design scale appropriately for the ladies' fit?
Absolutely. The 'Christmas Calories Don't Count Right' design is carefully proportioned to complement the ladies' fit, ensuring the whimsical typography and illustrations are visually balanced and appealing on this specific cut.
Can this ladies' tee be dressed up or is it strictly casual?
While inherently playful and comfortable, the premium quality and tasteful design of this Ladies Tee allow for versatile styling. It can be dressed down for casual wear or paired with festive accessories for a more elevated holiday look.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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